Dingdong deuce

A dingdong deuce is when a bag of feces is left on someone's doorstep, or front porch, and the perp rings the doorbell before running away.

The other morning I was awakened by a dingdong deuce; when I opened the front door, there was a bag of dog shit!

by Candylaw March 18, 2014

yankee deuce

a very large turd from someone from new england

Dude dropped a yankee deuce that clogged up my toilet.

by cartman's asshole October 26, 2017

Strokin’ Deuce

Reference to anal sex.

Rachel bent over and begged me to start strokin’ deuce.

I was strokin’ deuce with that filthy whore and it was evident she hadn’t dropped her daily. I had to shower off after.

by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018

score a deuce

When a person jumps up on a basketball goal and proceeds to sit on the rim like a toilet and take a dump.

Ryan would love to score a deuce against the opposing team in Friday night's game.

by thowaaaaaaaa May 20, 2014

Humping the Deuces

A term used in the restaurant industry when a waiter served parties of two for the majority of their shift.

Boogie had a shit night, he was stuck humping the deuces all night.

by Savageray September 29, 2016

what the deuce

A saying from Stewie in Family Guy

"What the deuce is going on here?" - Stewie Griffen

by JDZITS December 29, 2007

Deucebumps

The goosebumps you get while in the middle of dropping deuce.

"I told her I didn't crap in her closet but she saw the deucebumps and it all went downhill from there."

by oxcasp3rxo May 12, 2010