air deuce

A fart, from the slang term number 2 as in shit, deuce=2 air=gas

i just dropped an air deuce

by G-Dub Killa June 6, 2004

deuce juice

Another word for diarrhea. It is a hilarious way to lighten the terribly serious situation at hand.

Yo I dropped some mad deuce juice in the toilet and didn't flush, and then my brother went to roll in the bathroom and almost fuggin' fainted!

by z3d. July 11, 2005

Deuce-Bag

A douche bag with the annoying habit of flipping the deuces and giving a constipated, pursed-lips look in every fucking photo snapped of them.

"Handfuls of hair gel, chinese/barbed wire tattoos, and being tanned fake orange is one thing, but that stupid pose makes you the worst deuce-bag imaginable."

by dbhater March 22, 2009

Twamp Deuce

The number twenty two...22

That guy's jersey says Twamp Deuce.

by Maggie K May 8, 2005

Deuce ah Moose

An intimate act that is performed by forming both hands in to the shape of Moose Antlers. To preform the act one is to approach their partner from the rear and firmly apply the Moose Antler Shapen Hands to their buttocks then, french that sweet meat.

You Deuce ah Moosen bastard

by waughruds February 28, 2010

Deuce head

An individual who resides in the basement of Samaritan village and smokes k2 . Also, an individual who defecates on oneself and gets stuck looking in the mirror as if a zombie while on k2

I swear On everything I love, Ima snuff that deuce head in the face

by Deuce321head July 20, 2019

Smash a deuce

To go number two... to take a poop. Also... smash a D.

BOY do I really have to smash a deuce!

by obvihouse January 17, 2008