Denstiny

1. An individual with the lack of any common sense or elementary knowledge and destines to do or be something idiotic.

2. An individual who considers it their destiny and only aspiration in life to achieve grandiose dicklitude.

3. A belligerently drunk individual who believes they are extremely knowledgeable and capable however the lack of motor skills has left them incapable of speaking proper English.

I'm so good at drinking this beer that I think I'll go drive my car, it is my denstiny to get a DUI.

It is my denstiny throughout the day to be such an asshole to everyone around me that it is considered to be a skill.

Officer if I had something to drink right now I wouldn't be able to talk to you but if you'll hold on just a minute it is my denstiny to finish this beer then we can get on with this physical challenge of getting of my car and reciting the alphabet for you.

by Marc Dick Johnson December 16, 2008

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Dent

A banged up vagina. Dents can be hairy, flappy, loose, spent, scabby, smelly etc.

Tracy has a spent dent!

by Emily87 August 1, 2007

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Aspen Dental

To take a shit in someone's face unexpectedly and without consent

I woke up to my partner giving me an Aspen Dental, what the fuck

by Queen Buttrix June 21, 2021

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dent

ADJ. derived from Harvey Dent (a.k.a. Two-Face, the fictional comic book supervillain who appears in comic books published by DC Comics); an adjective describing the category of people, usually females, who range only from two extremes-- extremely attractive one day, but completely fucking ugly on other days.

"Lady Gaga and Fergie are so goddamn dent!"

"Yeah, fuck that shit dude."

by Ultraman Tiga June 24, 2009

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