A Birthday deal is where a woman agrees to have sex with a man, but only once a year.. On his birthday.
by Supermanxx123 March 18, 2008
Get the Birthday dealmug. something said after something amazing has been accomplished, usual said in a sarcastic to make ones self seem modest when in reality one is bragging. usually followed by "'cept it is"
by cmacdaddy September 18, 2009
Get the no big dealmug. A term used to describe a drug dealer who will deliver by car within 45 minutes of calling usually between the hours of 6pm - 1.30am in northern england.
Bring- bring...... bring-bring......."Heeeello?"
"Hey Meal Deal, You deliverin' tonight, duck?"
"Yeah, gimme about 45 minutes."
"Hey Meal Deal, You deliverin' tonight, duck?"
"Yeah, gimme about 45 minutes."
by o'hara22 July 7, 2010
Get the Meal Dealmug. by Chad H4x September 30, 2008
Get the 2 Dealmug. A term used to describe a female whose attractiveness is based solely on the sum of her parts. A quantity over quality situation.
See: butterface, Fergie.
See: butterface, Fergie.
HORNY SOB: I'd hit that!
VIRGIN: What? She's missing a leg.
HORNY SOB: Yeah, but everything else on her is top notch! That's a package deal I wouldn't mind getting overnight!!!
VIRGIN: You're a horrible person.
HORNY SOB: Why? Because I'm willing to reach out to a gimp chick when most people wouldn't even give her a second look? I'm the good guy here! It's like giving to charity.
VIRGIN: Hmm...now that you put it that way I can see that you are actually the second coming of Mother Teresa.
HORNY SOB: Ooh, Mother Teresa! Package deal!!!
VIRGIN: What? She's missing a leg.
HORNY SOB: Yeah, but everything else on her is top notch! That's a package deal I wouldn't mind getting overnight!!!
VIRGIN: You're a horrible person.
HORNY SOB: Why? Because I'm willing to reach out to a gimp chick when most people wouldn't even give her a second look? I'm the good guy here! It's like giving to charity.
VIRGIN: Hmm...now that you put it that way I can see that you are actually the second coming of Mother Teresa.
HORNY SOB: Ooh, Mother Teresa! Package deal!!!
by Joe with the face March 26, 2007
Get the package dealmug. A circuit deal allows a DJ to be a guaranteed part of certain live shows and tours as produced by a popular musical collective of their genre.
A contract made between a DJ and a music producer/promoter to be on several consecutive gigs.
A contract made between a DJ and a music producer/promoter to be on several consecutive gigs.
by UGotzDaTB February 11, 2010
Get the circuit dealmug. A deal or a bargain only a dad would find in a hardware or home improvement store, such as Home Depot or Harbor Freight. Such deals include power tools 90% off, or lumber to build that deck in the yard for 75% off.
Dad 1: hey Jimmy! Did you see the Dad Deal they had in isle 6 next to the cordless drills? 60% off Milwalkie 3/8th drive 18v cordless impact gun!
Dad 2: No I didn't see that yet! I was still in isle 4 looking at planking for the deck with bobby turner. You remember bobby turner from down the block? He came by because I'm just going to put the planking on the roof and hang out the window to hold it down instead of tieing it down.
Dad 1: Oh bobby! I remember bobby! Bobby the boobie bobber we used to call him!
Dad 2: that's right! Craftsman hand tools
Dad 1: steaks for dinner
Dad 2: beards.
Dad 1: American muscle cars erg.
Dad 2: No I didn't see that yet! I was still in isle 4 looking at planking for the deck with bobby turner. You remember bobby turner from down the block? He came by because I'm just going to put the planking on the roof and hang out the window to hold it down instead of tieing it down.
Dad 1: Oh bobby! I remember bobby! Bobby the boobie bobber we used to call him!
Dad 2: that's right! Craftsman hand tools
Dad 1: steaks for dinner
Dad 2: beards.
Dad 1: American muscle cars erg.
by Johnnybertone June 25, 2014
Get the Dad Dealmug.