dane-ism

n. A phrase or word created by comedian Dane Cook that people commonly quote.

"Where's the handle?" and "Start your day off the holy way with Christ Chex!" are my favorite dane-isms.

by MusicFreak_08 October 3, 2007

the damned thing, the 'damned' thing

n. euphemism for oral, anal sex acts performed by black brothers.

Holla at cha boi and let's do the damned thing instead of just chillin' about it.

by Richard Black April 20, 2005

Dane Cook

In my opinion, Dane Cook is the funniest man currently alive. Dane Cook is a stand-up comedian and a Massachusetts native. He is best known for his real-life antics and for his notorious hand gesture the Super Finger, normally shortened to Su-Fi. One of his most recent performances, and my all-time favorite was the Dane Cook: Vicious Circle HBO Special. He is also know for a game he started entitled "Who's In My Mouth?"

Dane Cook- "...And then you get that tap, that sudden just- tap. And who is it? You turn to see who it is, and who is it? The World! The World is behind you saying, 'Uh, yeah, hi. In case you haven't noticed, I'm the fucking world. And, in case you don't know... You're gonna cry."

by Matt N.us December 5, 2006

Dane Cook

Made a hilarious and classic comedy album named Harmful If Swallowed and a terrific Comedy Central Presents. He then released a CD called Retaliation with twice the CDs and half the comedy. Promised fans a cool bonus for pre-ordering this CD from Comedy Central's website. The bonus: a cheap aluminum dog-tag necklace. At about this time became a self-promoting ego-maniac who can't shut up about how many MySpace friends he has and how many comedy records he's broken.

Man, remember how cool the old Dane Cook was? Yeah, let's hope he joins us here on earth again someday.

by ComFan September 7, 2007

Dabney

A female stoner that smokes so many Dabs, she basically smokes her self retarded. The female stoner is so high she can't move, talk or function on any level. She is more of a stoner than anyone of the guys in the room.

Bro, we were having a dab session and dabney over there got so stoned she couldn't stand up.

by Funny Leo November 1, 2017

Dane

The person you see on the street and say, he sounds crazy because he is usually in middle school, blonde hair, usually white hes still a savage gangster G he gets all the girls and likes playing hockey.

#420 #Gang #Dane

by d_pedersen907 May 6, 2018

dane

1. a person of denmark
2. a wicked cool kid from canada
3. someone who thinks kalie rocks
4. a shitty name for a child

dane is not a dane, but his parents named him that way anywho

by dan-yae-kay May 22, 2006