illegal danish

It is when a group of men gather together and perform bukkake on a danish. The danish is left alone in a safe place for a few months. The danish is then given to someone for their consumption and enjoyment.

"Fucking faggot. Let's make an illegal danish to screw him over for that."

"Wow guys, this illegal danish is really great!"

by -[lt]- May 22, 2009

daanish hussain

a fat shit who eats all the time and has no friends he is also known to be very stubborn and when he does something wrong he realises what hes done and says soryy and means it

mum: daanish hussain you got a detention today

me:sorry mum ill never do it again

mum:last chance

me:ilyy so much

by jake pauls uncle November 25, 2019

Danish Rover

A wanker extraordinaire. Equivalent to useless but with a big ego.

That dude is nothing but a Danish Rover!

by Fiona Marlish August 24, 2006

danish

a noun directed towards somebody who flakes out last minute on important plans

Dude! She said she'd meet me at the mall, but she never showed. What a DANISH!

by flowers mcgee November 17, 2011

danish

the biggest damarh factory ever......

also known as danthore :P a guy who is used by cdgk

yesterday danish was being used by the government very effectively

by dAMAr's faTHer June 16, 2011

Danish handshake

The pursuit of mutual mirth enjoyed by a party of two hetrosexual males, one of whom vigorously stimulates the other participant's reproductive organ.

Climax is defined by a shared hilarity as opposed to the usual shameful orgasmic finale.

"Yeah, the pitch went fine, after some initial friction, I sealed the deal with a Danish handshake, Lol."

by swedishNigel April 14, 2010

Danishes

Two or more Danish people.

"I had an orgy with some hot Danishes last night."

by feelix October 5, 2013