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fuck the menstrual cycle

An exclamation of hatred towards menstrual cycles.
Megan: “I hate being on my period.”
Dave: “Damn, that sucks. Fuck the menstrual cycle.”
Megan: “Damn straight.”
by sirsmashalot March 30, 2024
mugGet the fuck the menstrual cyclemug.

The Water Cycle

When you piss and drink alc at the same time.
Jim: Where’s Al at?
Al: *using the pisser and chugging a Coors Light at the same time* Completing the water cycle, baby.
by iLoveBeerAndDarts June 7, 2020
mugGet the The Water Cyclemug.

Cycling

I was cycling so hard today man uhh ahhh I can't move
by aaitjnriwk May 22, 2023
mugGet the Cyclingmug.

Cycling Mikey

He is a person who goes around London and harasses the drivers in London who were using their phones whilst stationary in traffic. He also got abused by his wife which was probably the main reason for him to harass these drivers. Many of his victims include: Chris Eubank SR and other high profile celebrities.
Driver 1- "Omg Cycling Mikey is there"
*proceeds to ram him off the road and knock him over.*
by yeyeyyeyeyeyeykanyehrhf June 13, 2025
mugGet the Cycling Mikeymug.

rehab cycle

The loop that an addict gets stuck in when they are trying to get sober but they keep relapsing.

The stages usually involve the following: going to rehab, maintaining a (short) period of sobriety, beginning to use again, total relapse, and finally returning to rehab, which then restarts the loop. The loop will keep repeating until the addict either stops going back to rehab (sometimes due to being unable to afford it or being incarcerated), maintains a reasonable level of sobriety, or dies.
Guy #1: "Oh shit! He's back in rehab? Isn't that like his third time this year?"
Guy #2: "Yeah, the poor bastard is stuck in a rehab cycle"
by Rumforyourmoney September 25, 2023
mugGet the rehab cyclemug.

themstrural cycle

The new politically correct way of referring to the old version which was menstrual cycle. Now it's inclusive.
They/them 1: Wow I'm having a rough go on my themstrural cycle.

They/them 2: your what?

They/them 1: oh it's the pc way of calling it.

They/them 2: but you were born a guy.
by anonymous February 26, 2023
mugGet the themstrural cyclemug.

Infidelity Cycle

is When you add a little extra laundry detergent to the clothes you know your man/husband wore to have sex or hang out with another female.

A infidelity cycle is usually done by a housewife with mastered coping - forgiveness skills. And a severe need for that "clean home feel"
Gender rolls can be reversed when talking about this action but not too likely.
Man's home!! Time to wash an infidelity cycle load. Good thing I just bought a fresh gallon of tide
by Katefunnyha January 25, 2024
mugGet the Infidelity Cyclemug.

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