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Cucumber

A rarely used, but 100% legit word, for a man's reproductive organs.

It's wordplay on Cum Chamber.

Cumchamber.
Cuchamber.
Cucumber.
Man 1: Dude i heard Adam slept with your wife.

Man 2: Yeah, I'm so gonna bust his cucumbers.
by ButtStuffYes March 30, 2016
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Cats vs. Cucumbers

A debunked myth that started spreading in videos where people put cucumbers behind their cat(s) while they're eating, causing them to jump in fear when they turn around and see it.
Cats Vs. Cucumbers is a common and popular way to scare cats, leading people to believe they are scared of cucumbers because they look like snakes. However, as previously stated, this is a myth; and it couldn't be farther from the truth.

The truth is, the reason they freak out is because they don't expect it to be there, because it wasn't there to begin with. You can put ANYTHING behind a cat when they're not paying attention to you, and it will yield the same result.
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2022
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Ernies Cucumber

the act of nutting onto a pickled vegetable then eating that vegatable while watching midgets cuddle on a public train whilst in china resulting in a ernies cucumber
Hey you free this weekend ?
Yes why?
Lets do a ernies cucumber
by Fortnite Battle Royale January 24, 2019
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Kayla.the cucumber

Kayla.the cucumber is a cool tiktok we which had 244 follower on the 14th of April 2021 and loves food 🥘
Kayla.the cucumber followed me

Oh cool
by I am a cucumber April 14, 2021
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Mexican Cucumber Biscuit

A sexual act in which the male partner uses a strap on cucumber and places it between the woman's "biscuit." He then proceeds to take it out with the woman's jizz on it and feeds it to her in a forceful manner.
What did you do last night?
I gave my girl the Mexican Cucumber Biscuit.
by bigrichardcockisgay February 8, 2019
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Cucumber love

The act of making love to yourself using only a foot long cucumber
Mom get out of my room it’sy cucumber love time !!
by Who-bob-what-penis July 15, 2018
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Cucumber water

by Noreo March 6, 2022
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