that's the way the cookie crumbles

1) Phrase. Refering to standard procedure or shit happening.

2) never into your mouth

2) Feminazi: where's your dick going?


Skinny geek: where the cookie does not go, I don't go. wtf?


Feminazi: that's right, feminists don't give head.

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

crumpet

A person of African descent. (A black person).

"Crumpets love the purple drank."

by Schwamp September 7, 2007

crumple face

A person/being whose face has crumple-like qualities - similar to cauliflower, only considerably more disfuguring.

Is also a term used to descride smeone who possesses a suspicious nature.
Someone with withered, wrinkled skin, and a decreped look, but not necessarily old.
Also used to describe a state of mind- To feel crumple faced.

Derived from 'crumple-snack' and 'crumple-horn'

''Look at that crumple face she hasn't seen the light of day in yonks''

by YvonneTea February 7, 2010

craplets

little flakes or pieces of shit left floating around in the bowl after the toilet is flushed.

I flushed the toilet three times, but I still can't get rid of the craplets.

by maverickdallas October 18, 2009

Hot Crumpet

A divine looking man that you would like to cover in honey and lick.

Rachel asked me who that hot crumpet was that just walked by.

by Possum spotter January 27, 2012

crumpetsontoast

a loser whose name is Crumpetsontoast on xbox

hey add Crumpetsontoast to the party

by Crumpetsontoast March 12, 2021

Crumplestiltskin

Having a dishevelled appearance.

Dude, what you come as, crumplestiltskin?
I know, me mam forgot to put the wash in.

by Shuaman May 30, 2021