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croatia

the country needs some political repairs!
A land in the Balkan Peninsula, sided by the Adriatic Coast on its east side. It was settled by huge migration waves from Russia and Ukrane. These people had no identity as they were adapting new changes in the new environment. During the 10th century these people that came from the north are Croatians, Serbians, Bulgarins, etc. When the Roman Empire clashed and the two churches split all the people
in the Balkan lands were christened to Orthodoxy. The Roman Popes could not stand this prosperity on the east, of Croatians and Serbians, Greeks gaining power. Therefore he sent Crusaders across the sea to catholize the Croatians and also try to convert Serbains (because they were closest to the coast). Unfortunetly they did successed to convert Croatins to Catholic Croatians. Through the ages, the Serbs that settled the east coast
of the Adriatic and without a choice recognized this new faith made my the Popes in Italy. (This is very interesting: are you going to believe what Jesus told his followers to do; +Orthodoxy, or are you going to ammend
new laws that were never made by Jesus; Catholics). Around the 5th century Mohammed, born in 570 in Mecca, Soudi Arabia, from his fortieth year experienced a series of revolutions through which God, Allah, showed him
the truth. He called this religion Islam ("submission"). At the end of the 17th century you could say that Bosnia and Eastern Croatia were mixed with Moslems. Croatia on its western side did not have great impoact from the
southern threats because they depended on Italy for religion; which was Italy's goal to attain many followers to Catholics. *I was born in Croatia and it is truly beautiful, in fact the whole Balkan land, or Former Yugoslavia
was amazing in its physical situations. You could say life was good, but when the 19th century came things changed. It was Hitlers doing to please Croatia so it can side with Hitler and destroy the Allies (North
America, Serbia, etc.) This is where backstabbing of Croatins to Serbains arose. It is disturbing to pick out some fact of what the Croatians did to Serbains. Over 1 million Serbs were strangled, shot, hanged, stabbed, set
on fire, etc. Serbs have always struggled to keep its identity and culture but it was being attacked by the Croatians. They have gained no good reputation by following dictatorship leaders to rip appart
Yugoslavia. (Why do they hate us? It should be us Serbs that should be mad and end your poison against inocent humanity). In fact it was Milosevic who played a role for ethnic clensing of Serbains that lived in Dalmatia for
centuries. I think it is time for the Croatian society to wake up and have a possitive attitude within themselves. They need to take their pittyful eye of the Pope and focus on rebuilding Croatia. They should also express that non-hate with Serbians. We might forgive but never forget what they did!
by Cetnik Mirko July 9, 2004
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coogaloo

Coogaloo (Coo-ga-loo)
Slang for the buttocks

1. Vulgar Slang
a. Sexual intercourse
b. The anus
Mate, She got rammed in the coogaloo off two guys last night.

Dude, that bitch has a fine coogaloo!

A man's coogaloo is licked like ice cream.
by Lonks September 27, 2013
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croaching

Croach/Croached. When someone approaches another person with sexual intent. Usually an eager individual approaching an unsuspecting target. Usually refers to an older balding male sliding into a younger female's direct messages, often very sexy, otherwise scary.
Croaching: Damn bald Benjamin is croaching me, look at the DMs he just sent me!
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Cogan

Intentionally or unintentionally failing to arrive at a scheduled meeting or rendezvous without prior notice.
Chase was coganed when Robert didn't show up on Saturday to go to the beach as planned.
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Jackie Coogan

Bald, fat character actor best known for playing Uncle Fester in The Addams Family and countless 1950s/60s/70s B films and TV shows.
Jackie Coogan was the only true Uncle Fester.
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Croatian bookmark

To take a dump in a book. This leaves a nice surprise for whoever owns the book.
Student 1 - Someone keeps leaving their history book in the best spot in the library to save their seat. It really pisses me off.
Student 2 - Leave them a Croatian bookmark in the section on World War I. That'll teach them a lesson!
by Wind Rain and Lava December 19, 2008
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Croatian

The pinnacle of being able to ride a bike. The ability to play a guitar whilst cycling or do something effortlessly cool. Based on the fact that many Croatians prefer to bike around town and so get very good at it, resulting in everyone being talented enough to ride backwards.
James was a real Croatian cyclist, he could ride backwards, send texts whilst biking and had a real talent.
by Svelter December 28, 2005
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