couching it

Professing your love for a supposed girlfriend in public, while jumping onto a couch.

"Tom Cruise was couching it when he told oprah the news"

by P3Ace January 4, 2006

conching

When a person really desires something, e.g. food, drink, sleep, sex etc.

Not to be confused with kotching

Jack: I'm conching for some food
Tom: shall we go to KFC then?
Richard: yeah come on I'm conching too

Daniel: I'm conching for some pussy, it's been like 6 months now!

by Dale W. March 28, 2008

Crotching

Having your eyes drawn to someones crotch - can be voluntary or involuntary action

Ken caught me crotching him!

by Motherhen33 June 19, 2010

crunching

To feast upon croûtons that have been placed in your partner's anus.

I think me & Lars are gonna go crunching tonight.

by Lars Watson June 5, 2008

roaching

The act of hiding your last units in an RTS game after being practically defeated, in an attempt to frustrate your opponent, possibly into resigning.

It took me half an hour to finally beat him, due to his persistant roaching.

by Anonymous15 August 5, 2008

cotching

any action performed when you are utterly battered. usually finding an interesting place to sleep

man, look at dave cotching in the cupboard

by jaytabron December 3, 2007

Roaching

When you stare at somebody for a long time making them feel uncomfortable and kind of...freaked out.

Guy #1: "Dude Jake keeps roaching me it's freaking me out!"
Guy #2: "OMG JAKE STOP ROACHING PEOPLE IT'S WEIRD!!"
Jake: "I'm not starring at you."
Everybody: "Omg yeah you are Jake!"

by Da Ghost Bear Conspiracist October 6, 2011