what the crap

most amazing phrase ever.
use it when your confused, need to know something, or just plain bored.

"dude the world is cocking the fuck with my gun!"
me:what the crap does that mean?

by drone248 April 27, 2008

Crap-ton

A unit of measurement equal to 558 kg or 1230 lbs. First used by Joe Bereta on the SourceFed youtube channel on 8/1/2012.

Australian authorities intercepted a crap-ton of meth and heroine in Sydney.

by Ericdii August 1, 2012

Crapped Out

A technological term, for when something dies/freezes

Joe: Damnit! My phone just crapped out in the middle of the call!

Danny:Shit! My laptop crapped out!

by coolbill14 July 20, 2010

crap monkey

A reaction of dissatisfaction.

stop being a crap monkey.
or
crap monkies, I can't find my phone.

by Genessa Radke January 28, 2004

clifford crap

a large amount of any substance

a flood

a large flow of any liquid, solid, or gas

"oh shit clifford crapped!"

by Debbie Pancake March 5, 2008

crap circles

circles on underwear, skivvies or other pantswear that show up and may be the work of aliens (such as Klingons or other off-world groups)

Mikey noticed that every morning when changing his underwear his dog Lucky would immediately start licking the mysterious crap circles that had appeared there.

by Sam LaDue March 5, 2008

The Cream of the Crap

A company, product, or service whose only nororiety is derived from the fact that it is of the lowest possible quality.

You're getting a Geo? Going for the Cream of the Crap, are we?

by James Bell February 18, 2007