by Masjfo January 30, 2023
When you are so angry about something you find a camera, security or otherwise, and masturbate furiously, staring into the camera the entire time.
David was arrested last night, he was mad somebody took the last box of oreos at the store and began to spite crank into the first security camera he saw.
by Toouglyforporn July 10, 2019
The act of crying and wanking, then formed into a competition between a group of friends. The game involves performing the act of cranking, then collecting the produced fluids before having to drink all fluids produced. First to down the produce wins the duel.
Also known as crank-off.
Also known as crank-off.
Guy 1: Hey man, this is so boring.
Guy 2: Yeah, you know. Wanna crank?
Guy 3: What about a cranking duel ..?
Guy 1: Sure thing! I'm a cranking master.
Guy 2: Yeah, you know. Wanna crank?
Guy 3: What about a cranking duel ..?
Guy 1: Sure thing! I'm a cranking master.
by jmLTspanish March 22, 2012
When you're planning to party tomorrow night but you've been partying hardcore tonight and might be too hungover to party for a few days.
by j-dizzle87 June 03, 2017
by Korgkronosx July 26, 2015
A form of torture commonly used by the CIA as an interrogation method, in which an intelligent primate (commonly a capuchin monkey) is trained to twist a mans penis until he passes out.
Bro, I can't believe that they gave Pablo The Capuchin Crank until he gave up the location of our stash!
by XxGlizzyGoblinxX October 10, 2020
I got bored at my date last night so I told her "I am going to go home and yank the crank if you know what I mean"