Cranjus McBasketball

One of the funny names mentioned on Impractical Jokers.
Said by Sal Vulcano.
#1

When I call your name, go ahead and go in.
Here's the first name..

Cranjus McBasketball?

by TeeJayDubDub December 3, 2020

shit cranked

excessive consumption of alchohol or drugs leading to a euphoric state of complete and total useless.

Val got completely shit cranked this weekend.

by Hap July 5, 2006

Ass Crank

When you use anal sex to get a girl moving sexually.

Becky was just laying there like a dead girl so I pulled it out and gave her an Ass Crank. She came to life then. We did it all night mostly with her on top. She came 8 times. A good ass cranking can get a girl started.

by Gearls March 6, 2009

bulbus cranium

A man with a big fore-head that has a bulbus(bulb) shape to it...
often hidden over some sort of emo fringe

Reveal your head Moomin...
"OMG, Moomin you have the almighty bulbus cranium!!"

by Terry Houghton January 8, 2009

Cranking the hog

To crank your hog aggressively rev your motorcycle at someone.

I saw a chick with a fat ass, so I began cranking the hog at her to get her to turn my way.

by hogcranker May 21, 2018

Cranky Hanky

A tampon or feminine napkin pad.

I thought I was gonna get laid - but the bitch was stuffed with a Cranky Hanky.

by Haywood Jablowme November 1, 2004

cranialrectumitis

A person suffering from a terminal case of having their head up their ass.

That guy just made the stupidest mistake I've ever seen in my life, he must suffer from cranialrectumitis.

by driz January 27, 2005