Ann Coulter

A bitch who enjoys 2 girls 1 cup and gets off to 4 girls fingerpaint. She bashes Liberals and non-Christians for no apparent reason apart from inflating her own ego. A little-known fact is that she's a succubus, albeit an ugly one with a huge Adam's Apple because she used to be an incubus. She wrote a shitty book that no one read, because her supporters are too stupid to read. Her book is known in Germany as Mein Kampf.

That Ann Coulter should be hanged, drawn, and quartered. Each of the four quarters should be quartered as well and fed to piranhas. Whatever's left should serve four consecutive life sentences.

by Liberal Pride October 9, 2008

ann coulter

An ann counler or simply a coulter, Someone, particularly or usually a woman who is so ugly on the inside that it shows on the outside. Also a term for rotting fruit as often fruit rots from the inside out. A bitter or personality challenged person/woman.

Person 1: Ewww, did you see her? She looks like she swallowed a whole barrel of lemons, she looks like ann coulter...
Person 2: Yeah a real coulter

Med Student 1: How was that open ass surgery...the coulter hemorriods we had to watch being extracted?
Med Student 2: Yeah, it was so coulter I felt sick!

by Goodnight Dick November 12, 2006

I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself

Refers to the new trend of emo; people who "dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle," and who cut their wrists to get attention from others.

-"TANNER, YOU FUCKING GOTH, CUT THE LAWN NOW"

-"My life sucks. I'm going to slit my wrists so people notice me. I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself; oh if only it could relate to me.

by phillll July 26, 2008

Woulda Coulda Gouda Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a special gouda cheeseburger

Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda Burger. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Colt 45

A malt liquor. It'll get ya drunk!

A single action semi-automatic handgun, otherwise known as the M1911, made by Colt. Chambered in .45 ACP, it has seen service from WW1 to the present day.

We passed the Colt 45 around until we were all passed out.

He drew his Colt 45 and shot him in the face

by Vaughn Proctor September 24, 2008

Colten

One hell of a Funk Masta Flex that dont eva fake the funk with dime piece budunkadunk. Also a hella chill person that's good to highlight any party. if you want a good time get him crunk and watch that funk!!!

coltenfreaking sweet

by funkdizzler February 4, 2010

Anne Coulter

An idiot who hates ayone who is not a white male. hates Jews. Hates the environment. She believes that women shouldn't be allowed to vote

Ann Coulter is satan reincarnated.

by Bush Hater March 17, 2005