"Cooter"- /noun/ Country slang for vagina. Not to be confused with the North American River Turtle. "Gouda"- /noun/ A slightly tangy ripe white creamy cheese-like body fluid from the vagina. Can occur during ovulation, pregnancy, or just a "voyeuristic" vagina.
Meg- "Jesus, this shitter smells ripe!" Gab- " Ew I know! Just some trick with her cooter gouda girl!" Frank- "What the hell are these white streaks on the seats in this uber?" Bob- " Gross! Probably just some trick and her cooter gouda dude." Karen- " Wow, I am really enjoying this hike Billy but I've got about a pound and a half of "cooter gouda" in my panties! (Best said with a midwestern or new england accent)
by LadyBlue81 April 06, 2021
Sir "Aristaeus" Halpin said, "...if you look close enough at Kyria’s character, you can actually see her individual cooter hairs. .."
by TheRedHuntress December 28, 2018
The unique imprint left by a vagina. Similar to a fingerprint. No two individuals have the same stamp.
by Logan Howell, Sam Bilyeu May 09, 2008
A cooter toot is the sound of an extremely large, but fowl smelling pocket of air being released from the vaginal region of a woman. The cooter toot has a smell in compression to a rotting pig carcass or carcasses depending on the age or kill count of the woman. You can use a cooter toot as a reference on how many men she has been with.
Last night I went down on my girlfriend and she had a “cooter toot”
Do you smell that, I think the girl behind me had a “cooter toot”
Do you smell that, I think the girl behind me had a “cooter toot”
by The salty underdog November 01, 2018
A cooter killer is level 8 of 10 levels in the vag rpg. You reach level 8 by hitting the club and killing that cooter.
by cooterd3stroyer May 05, 2021
by Kthenewway May 05, 2016
Suzie was saying her clam burger has the biggest flaps! It gave me cooter guts!
I got cooter guts when Nancy said her kitty smells like old truck tires after seeing Bill!
Stop I’ll get cooter guts if you talk about Helen and her air horn queefs!
I got cooter guts when Nancy said her kitty smells like old truck tires after seeing Bill!
Stop I’ll get cooter guts if you talk about Helen and her air horn queefs!
by kikishorty September 29, 2021