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Hillary Connection 

To have rlly shity wifi connection
Person 1: why did it take you so long to respond

Person 2: sorry I had Hillary Connection

the mothership connection 

1. the fourth album by the american funk band, parliament.

2. a northern californian funk-rock jam band formed in the early 21st century.
the new concept album by parliament is called 'the mothership connection.'

philadelphia train connector 

A sex act that can only occur on special occasions when you eat dinner with your girlfriend and her mom at your girlfriend's house. When her mom goes into the kitchen to check on the food, you and your girlfriend go up to her room and you bend her over the bed to fuck her in the ass. When the mom comes up to see what all the noise is coming from, you put on a strap-on backwards style and fuck the mom in the ass to create the illusion of a train connector between two railcars.
Bro- Last night, my girlfriend invited me over for dinner with her mom. I took advantage of this opportunity to pull the good ole Philadelphia train connector.

Middletown, Connecticut 

A small city located in Connecticut of approximately 47,000 located south of Hartford. Middletown is very underrated, and is often seen for Wesleyan University, the Portland Bridge, and Connecticut Valley Hospital. Middletown has a lot of things for all types of age groups to do (unless you’re a teenager. Then the only thing you can pretty much do is go to the YMCA on Friday’s and get in fights).

Middletown is a beautiful mix of urban, suburban, rural, and even where-the-hell-are-we type of communities. Almost everyone here is Italian, or knows someone Italian. It is a very beautiful small city with many things to offer.

The schools in Middletown, however, could be better. The elementary schools in Middletown are wonderful, as well as Mercy and Xavier (Private Catholic high schools). Vinal Tech is ok, as well as Middletown High School.

The middle schools, however are complete ghetto trash. As of now, there is a 6th grade only school called Keigwin, and a 7-8 grade school called Woodrow Wilson Middle School. They are currently working on building a new middle school that should be finished in August 2021 called Beman Middle School that will house grades 6-8. It will most likely be just like Woodrow Wilson Middle School, only with a different name and building.

Overall, Middletown is a great place to live.
Person 1: Where do you live?

Person 2: Middletown, Connecticut

connecting 

An associaion and liasion with an online buddy.
I'm connecting one way with my yahoo buddy.
connecting by Hercolena Oliver October 17, 2008

ConnectXP 

A killer of dreams for students at Concord High School, located in Concord, NH. ConnectXP allows parents of students to access up-to-date information on their child's grades at any moment. This program was supposed to "increase involvement between the parents and the school," but all it has succeeded in doing is increasing the hostility between parents and their children, as the children argue about why they failed one or more classes. The launching of ConnectXP was the death of liberty.
Innocent Child: Mother and father, I would like to go see a film with my peers tonight. Is this permitted?

Dad: Don't think so, bud. Not after failing the Bio 2 test.

Innocent Child: Damn you, ConnectXP.
ConnectXP by PTxPrimus March 11, 2008