Colin Hanks

Tom Hank's son who stars in Orange County and is kinda hot

Colin Hanks stars in orange County

by Kayla October 18, 2003

coalinga

Coalinga is a small town located about half way between San Fransico and Los Angeles in California. Most notible for be ing the home of Harris Ranch beef and resteraunt, it is also home to a state prison and mental hospital. With a population of about 13,000 people, it is nothing more then a desert town. The high school mascot is the Horned Toad and they have a local community college, West Hills. Every may, they hold a festival called The Horned Toad Derby where they have horned toad races.

I drove through Coalinga today and it went by in a flash.

by Jam Master Jeff September 7, 2005

solitary confinement

Being stuck by yourself either by force or by your own volition. Heaven to introverts, and hell to extroverts.

My parents were going to my brother's band concert, so I was in solitary confinement for seven hours. IT WAS GREAT!

by ucluelet harbor December 22, 2008

colinesque

1. Characterizes a person who suffers from a case of extreme procrastination.
2. Characterizes an individual who is always late
3. Person who is absent minded
4. All around nice guy with to much to do

Joe is very colinesque he waited until 2 weeks past the deadline to submit the paper.

Sam is so colinesque he's two hours late for the meeting again...

by andrei radu April 23, 2007

collinflower

A person who spreads fear across russian mobsters and Chinese triads because of his particular set of skills(booty).

Dude did you see the Collinflower at Dairy Queen? He had everybody on their knees when he showed them his booty slapping skills.

by That Guy 995 May 9, 2014

Colin

Colin's are usually the scariest people you will ever meet and you'll never know it. They always have a plan to kill everyone and especially those who mess with their friends. Colin's are typically tall and musically gifted, very self concious but yet prideful. They never stand for bullshit and are stoic, hard to offend and undoubtably kinky and loyal friends. Keep Colin's on your good side, because if you don't you're screwed.

"I got into an argument with Colin today."

"Oh man you're fucked!"

by ChickenNuggz June 2, 2018

Colin

The hottest and funniest person you will every meet. Always has a huge dick and is a sex machine that will steal your gf. Although around his closest friend his humor may be a little bit retarded, he will always be there for and he will never let u down. He uses he humor to mask the fact that he is constantly confused but not worried. He also looks like a fit but athletic person but can actually destroy you in a fight. Most of the time he will care about animals more than people but he will always be there for you when you need it. He might be a sex machine but in the end he is someone you won’t regret dating and is just a nice guy.

I can’t believe ur dating Colin, ur so lucky.

by Cracked Retard August 10, 2019