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Karen The Computer

A very top secret cyber security organization that uses Spongebob Squarepants as its cover. The organization created in 1999, wants to help destroy the world of horrible food like Krabby Patties. The organization has over 500 operatives operating worldwide including its most famous operative TechSupportUS also known as Batman. Batman has operated in countless missions and has saved the world many times from horrible and disgusting food.
I want to join Karen The Computer to rid the world of evil and crummy food
by KarenTheComputer February 9, 2018
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computer anxiety

When, after dealing with many computer viruses in the past, are afraid to download anything in fear of it being a virus, no matter how many times you're told it's safe.
My computer anxiety is keeping me from downloading this file.
by Computer Anxiety Victim November 7, 2010
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computercentric

A word used to describe someone who is conceited regarding some computer related preference or skill of theirs, and feels a sense of superiority over those whose computer related preference or skill is different from theirs. This usually pertains to operating systems or computer programming languages.
e.g. 1): “He thinks Windows users are brainwashed by Microsoft. He’s definitely computercentric when it comes to Linux.”

e.g. 2):

Person 1): “Visual Basic is for subliterate morons! Try some C++ when you get with the time and leave your cave, Neanderthal!”

Person 2): “Screw you, you computercentric, pompous ass!”
by Excrucio August 25, 2006
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Computer

A machine used for porn and facebook
Come look at porn then check your facebook (computer)
by frankthekill July 6, 2011
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Computer Engineering

A course at the college/university that f***ed you up with binaries, hexadecimals, ASCII and some sh*t, not that “hackerboy” stuff. Mostly people will ask you if you know how to repair a laptop.

Require a blunt everytime finishing an assignment.
“Dude u from computer engineering?”
Yeah bro
Cool dude, now repair my laptop”
by guessmybinary December 20, 2018
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Love Compartment

The love compartment is the area under a man's testicles that is naturally created while driving or riding in a vehicle. A love compartment keeps valuables, usually a phone, from straying about the cab while also providing awakening and erotic sensations.
Your mom called and rattled my love compartment. Needless to say, I'm aroused.
by MT_STRETCH406 July 11, 2016
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tocn - totally oblivious computer nerd

A person who spends most of their pathetic life on the computer, spamming aimlessly on MSN, AIM, ICQ or some other chat program. They spend hours on end on it. But then when a simple task comes up like running a program, they have to ask you like a babbling idiot until you help them.
Even then they still seem to ask what you do even if you can't make it any clearer and you would have better luck explaining it to a deaf dog with herpes.
Ohemmeffgee help me ( name ) do I run or save this program???
by Kevin S. January 6, 2005
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