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Samui cold

Cold on the outside warm on the inside.

A warm drink purchased in Thailand and or in Koh Samui Thailand.

A beer served warn but cold on the outside, traditionally a beer either served from a fridge not set to the correct minimum temperature or has been placed warm into the fridge, icebox or eski and is served before the contents have been chilled to the correct serving temperature.
"Could i have a cold beer please"

After receiving a warm beer, you complain or ask for a cold one the waiter will feel the outside of the bottle and say

"It's cold just feel it"

Try to explain to the waiter it's cold on the outside but not on the inside only to get a confused look, then order another only to receive another warm beer. After several attempts and having to move from bar to bar in search of a cold beer you would start joking with your mates about how the beer is warm and say to waiter

"Could i have a cold beer, not Samui cold i would really like a nice ice cold beer"
by farrang samui January 23, 2014
mugGet the Samui coldmug.

cold knock

To knock on someone's door and expect to chill or have sex without any prior arrangements to do so.
Randy and Josephine had been casually hooking up for a week, but Randy put the kibosh on that arrangement when Josephine cold knocked on his door.
by akfghisfkglafgklsbv October 28, 2013
mugGet the cold knockmug.

Cold as tits

When the tempratures so cold you can see your tits grow, its cold as tits
hey dude i live in minnesota
really hows the weather
it's cold as tits!
by sa23232miam November 11, 2011
mugGet the Cold as titsmug.

Cold Velvet

When you use a popsicle to sexually stimulate another person.
Dude, i had the best Cold Velvet last night with that slut Mikayla!
by MoldyTwinkees September 6, 2009
mugGet the Cold Velvetmug.

fuck cold

When it's really fucking cold.
Chicago in January can be fuck cold.
by bonzaimagee April 25, 2006
mugGet the fuck coldmug.

cold lampin'

Tapping into the electrical wires of a street light to power DJ and MC equipment, and sound system, for the use of underground hip-hop performances and battles.

This term was popularized by the Flavor Flav / Public Enemy song of the same name, but since the term is not defined in the song, many assume the phrase to have other meanings.
"Aiyyo, power from the street light made the place dark!
I know a few understand what I’m talkin’ about"
- Mos Def (refering to the practice of cold lampin')
by HoWheels February 19, 2007
mugGet the cold lampin'mug.

Fucking cold

When it is so cold,usually outside, that you can't think of something witty to say. Or when you can't think of another way to describe the temperature.
"MAN, ITS.. (PAUSE)...FUCKING COLD"
by Mommyof2wifeyof1 January 4, 2017
mugGet the Fucking coldmug.

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