closet boy

An actual brand of hangers sold at a 99 cent store.

Unless you want your son to live in the village and skip to work, avoid these damn things like the plague.

by Anonymous June 24, 2003

cluebait

Mostly used within support teams for UK ISPs to describe customer's who can't understand even the most basic instruction.

The opposite of Clueminatti

If clues were fish and you were a worm, you still couldn't catch one! You cluebait.

by Riocaz April 20, 2007

Closet Drama Kid

A person who sits at home listening to sound tracks from musicals and attends every school play. Tries to hang around with the real drama kids, in the drama rooms at school, or Starbucks (see drama kid). Wants to be in school plays, but is scared of being embarassed.

"Amy is such a closet drama kid!"

by Christoph Von Grinheim April 6, 2008

Closet Cobbing

The act of eating corn on the cob whilst in a closet. People do this based on the common fear that eating corn on the cob in public is messing and embarrassing, especially when pieces of corn juice fly out of the corn and hit someone in the face. Therefore eating corn on the cob is best enjoyed when one is away from others, or in a closet.

"Man, I would eat this corn on the cob, but there are like all these hot chicks around. I might as well go closet cobbing!"

by the cobber o' closets August 23, 2009

Closet Coldplayer

a Coldplayer who secretly loves Coldplay.

This person will listen to Coldplay and love it but deny that feeling due to the fact that they think, the very wrong fact, that Coldplay is supposedly gay.

They will deny the fact that they like the music but when played they will sing along, tap their foot, or any other action that shows their likeness to it.

Jim says that he hates Coldplay but with tapping his foot and humming the beat, i can tell that he is a closet Coldplayer

by Coldplay Jockey November 18, 2010

Clue-Brick

When a person really needs to get a clue, but he is so dense and/or stubborn that the only way he would get it (i.e. comprehend) is if the clue was launched directly at his head via a brick.

"It doesn't matter how much you argue with that guy, he's such a Neanderthal it would take a clue-brick to even get through to him. DUH!!"

by Kal El's Clone September 30, 2012

Causemobile

A vehicle adorned with multiple bumper stickers that feature political, activist, or other cause-related messaging; esp. those which are ostentatiously self-righteous

I was stuck in traffic behind a real causemobile on the way to work today. Funny enough though, the experience did nothing to change my stance on abortion.

by Earl Anderson July 19, 2017