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Too close to Alabama. 

When a person too closely resembles or reminds you of a relative to be attractive.
Bro1: yo check hey out she’s fine! Go talk to her!
Bro2: Naw man, she’s too close to Alabama.

Keepin it real close to the concrete 

Some wankster got lit up becuz he thought he was big, but he was messin with heads that were keepin it real close to the concrete.

Lathams Close 

Lathams close is an area in Whiston where alot of things go down, drugs, fighting, guns... 12 sniper rifles found in one house at one point (there is a news article on the BBC site somewhere)
Hes from lathams end don't even start
Lathams Close by Ih8whiston November 25, 2004

danger close 

Used in military radio traffic to inform some one that the sending unit has enemy contact very near their exact position.
*Marine* Sir, it's so damn dark, I can't see 'em, but I can smell 'em.
*Marine Captain speaking into radio* Echo 2 Charlie be advised we have danger close.
danger close by LawDog1317 August 29, 2007

emotionally close 

The aspect of a personal or professional relationship (particularly in government office) between a senior man and a younger woman that includes, but is not limited to, fellatio.
"We were emotionally close" - Bill Clinton (Forty-Second President of the United States, 1998)
emotionally close by Rich Jackson February 16, 2007

Creepy Close 

when someone either knowingly or not invades personal space while conversing or in a confined space.
Judge Rhinehold being a close talker was always standing creepy close to Jerry Seinfeld.
Creepy Close by Tobb January 20, 2004