cleaverless

1- Literally: Without a cleaver; lacking a cleaver

Just as the serial killer was about to hack his victim to pieces he realized he left an important tool of the trade at home on the kitchen counter; he found himself cleaverless on a working night.

by PopFreeMonkey March 2, 2007

Canker Cleaner

After recieving a B.O Job, you take your salty/sweaty dick and stick it into the girls mouth. This move cannot be done unless first recieving a B.O Job.

Me: Man, my girl was complaing about a having a canker, so i did her a favour, and cleaned that fucker!

Friends: Thats gnarly bro, your the first person i know who has given a Canker Cleaner!

by Johnyboy Sexton February 4, 2009

British Pipe Cleaner

A women waxes a british guy's cock with her vagina; a dirty one with fungus.

Damn, might I say that girl can give a heck of a British Pipe Cleaner

by Rhett Patre March 14, 2011

Polish Cleaner

A sexual act made up by a Chris W & Caitlin L in 2009. The act of performing the polish cleaner is explained below:

To achieve a proper polish cleaner you will need to take a dump in a plunger, lie your partner down and repeatedly plunge the stuff into your partners face, chest, back, butt etc..

This achieves a nice splatter pattern and results in a "post MTV awards britney spears look"

DO obtain permission though as can result in the law being involved.

" I was giving your mom a polish cleaner last night when she turned around and tried to wipe it on me. Fucking disgusting man!"

by Caitycat September 27, 2009

Eldridge Cleaver

A right winged extremist who is pessimistic in every way and wants this country to be overtaken by an old senile man on the verge of death and Bush with a vagina (Failin' Palin).

I can't believe how much of an Eldridge Cleaver you are! You actually are against a man who is not at all corrupt and doesn't follow selfish republican ideals. You support a man involved in the Keating Five scandal and his running mate a woman who believes dinosaurs were alive 6000 years ago. I'm from fucking Alaska and I even hate her. You fucking noob. You fucking Eldridge Cleaver. Fuck you.

by seizurebeagle March 7, 2009

pole cleaner

a person who "cleans" the penis with their mouth after vaginal or anal sex (usually the recipient)

man, jenna jameson was great last night. she even did the job as a pole cleaner! shit and all!

by slapmeat August 1, 2003

Nose Cleaner

while you're fucking a girl in the ass, right when you are about to jizz you pull out and jizz up her nose, causing her nose to be clean, making it a nose cleaner.

Last night i was fucking your mom and sister and i gave them a nose cleaner.

by Dominik Cougar January 17, 2009