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chronopunks

Carpenters of time, or time hackers (east coast USA slang). Those who use expend personal time to devote to the study of measuring natural processes in relation to biosurvival markets.

Basically, the people who have tons of old military grade time pieces and who are interested in the preservation of the history of chronology, but who will never wear a watch on their arm.

"Time = Money = sqrt(all evil)" is a common phrase used in the community.
Ex: The 1950's chronopunks movement revolved around automotive engineers who cheated at winning international land speed records by reducing mass under the road while competition of Operation Paperclip Engineers and Cal-Tech were having status issues.

Ex: Chronoarnarchists are a blend of cryptoanarchist and systems engineer these days. The stoned guy who is always anal about the time server being set right.
by samsonitetrash July 9, 2011
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chromosome moron

The X (is acctually "the" EX) and the moron (really stooopidly dumb person) cant seem to get it into his chromosome (grey matter between the ears) to leave u the fuk alone.
Chick to EX -
you are the X at the END of the alphabet

Y dont u leave me alone before

Zed comes and adjusts your chromosome moron!
by freeAtLast April 15, 2012
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Chronotereletion

Chronotereletion is the process of which a thing, such as a word, idea, event, etc., is forgotten through time. It also is the process of which a thing is forgotten through the use of force or repression.
As whatever could be used as an example is forgotten, it's not quite simple to provide a specific example. A more generalized example would be in the novel 1984, where the history of the society is often changed into falsehoods by the government, thus leaving the real history left behind and forgotten. That would be a good example of both of the definitions of chronotereletion.
by Student Who Did His Assignment February 21, 2014
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Chronoisseur

One with an adept knowledge of cannabis and a propensity for stoner culture, who carries particular expertise in the taste and potency of cannabis, usually in its smokable form. Rooted from the word ‘chronic’ which refers to potent cannabis, and of course the word for an expert or judge in matters of taste, a ‘connoisseur’, a chronoisseur is likely to be able to ascertain the potency of a cannabis specimen based on appearance and smell alone. Chronoisseurs can often develop a certain stinginess or sense of superiority in the cannabis they smoke, though many chronoisseurs simply allow their skill set to enhance theirs and others’ cannabis experiences without being cunty about it.
“How do you know the weed’s any good?”
“Cuz I got it from Nadia, man. She’s a chronoisseur.”
“What?”
“Nadia knows fine grass like Heffner knows fine ass.”

“You must be stoned if you think I’m smoking that garbage.”
“Why’re you such a snob about weed man? Pot is pot.”
“Snob? I prefer the term chronoisseur. There’s nothing wrong with appreciating the finer things in life.”
Yeah but there’s something wrong with acting like a cunt when someone offers you weed.”
by Laef June 17, 2014
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chronogänger

<noun> When one person looks like another person, only if they were younger or older. Your eyes will play tricks on you, and it feels like your perception took a time-machine trip. But, in all reality, it's actually a completely different person.
"Did you see the chronogänger I mentioned to you earlier? He looks like my math teacher at 22. Someone else told me that the principal looks like a 48-year old Taylor Swift."
by Chronophile September 23, 2014
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Chronologically Confused

What happens to people when they get frustrated and confused by bad sequel titles for a series of movies, video games etc.

The person who is affected by this will question the decisions by the companies which named the films what they did, often in an angry way. This condition can manifest in big fans of the series who are used to the numbering of their series or people who are just a bit obsessive about the ordering of items.
Joe: Hey James, what's up?
James: I can't believe what they named the new film in my favourite series, I was so used to the crisp clean ordering of the films in the franchise and now that they've just dumped this horrible title out... I'm just pissed off at them now!
Joe: What's the problem by this exactly?
James: What's the problem? WHAT'S THE PROBLEM!? The problem is that they've tarnished my favourite series of movies! Just look at these names!
Halloween
Halloween II
Halloween III Season of the Witch
Halloween 4 The Return of Michael Myers

Halloween 5 The Revenge of Michael Myers

Halloween The curse of Michael Myers
Halloween H20
Halloween Resurrection
Joe: Ouch, that sucks.
James: I know right? I have every right to be chronologically confused at this shit! Why didn't they keep numbering them? WHERE DID THE FUCKING NUMBERS GO?
by Cazaam September 28, 2014
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Chronolith

Chronolith is the meme god of the nekos,she has an impressive slave collection.
ALL HAIL CHRONOLITH!
by WoopeyrogRBLX November 4, 2016
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