Christophe Giacometti

The definition of sex appeal. An amazing Swiss ice skater with a hot and Sexy body.

Look at Christophe Giacometti! His triple axel was absolutely perfect! He's going to win this year's Grand Prix for sure!

by Levi-trash-number-one January 22, 2017

Christopher Reeves

A sexual position where you just lay there and let the woman do all the work, while not moving below the neck, and just staring without blinking at her to make her uncomfortable.

Like in necrophilia, like Christopher Reeves does now.

by Reverse Jar Jar June 10, 2009

Christopher Nolan

1. A (sometimes overrated) guy who fucks your empty brain with his extremely mind fucking movies.
2. The term used by a pseudo movie critic Indian nigga to criticize Bollywood movies.
WARNING: Please don't watch his movies. Either your brain will lose it's virginity you'll end up becoming a fan tard.

He: Dude! What if I travel back in time and kill myself? Will it be called a suicide or murder?
Me: Wtf dude!! Are you Christopher Nolan?

by Asmurt_gai June 12, 2018

christopher robin

a young, boyish-looking male that has not yet come to terms with his true sexual orientation.

Let's go out to the bars tonight and bag ourselves a christopher robin.

by Slimer the Bunny August 16, 2006

christopher columbus

1.An Italian sailor who is wrongfully given credit for "discovering the New World."Most of our high school history textbooks make him out to be a hero, when really, he was a greedy and genocidal maniac who enjoyed raping children. He killed, with the help of his Spanish sailors, around 8,000,000 people in less than 10 years- and that was just on Haiti.

1. In fourteen hundred and ninety three
Christopher Columbus stole all he could see.

by anonymous subway rider November 28, 2007

Christopher Walkens

The effect one gets from smoking a certain threshold of pot, wherein they start acting like Christopher Walken in speech, movements, voice and intentions.

"How many bowls have you smoked, Phil?"
"About 4 man, I think I have the Christopher Walkens already"

by A19 August 17, 2008

The Christopher Colombus

So, here's what you do.

Step 1: get 40 dudes to Jizz in a kitty pool to fill it up.

Step 2: Get some chick to participate

Step 3: Blindfold said Chick

Step 4: Write "america" on a tennis ball and put it in the kitty pool.

Step 5: put the chick in the pool and have her find the tennis ball, like Christopher Colombus did. XD

Bro, last night I got some bros and we had a chick do The Christopher Colombus... It... was.... RAWSOME!!!!!!

by hahalolcatz2010 September 17, 2011