Planet of the apes chimney sweep

When a man shaves his pubes, puts them aside, then fucks a girl or guy in the ass, then pulls his dick out and sprinkles his pubes on his shit covered shaft.

Jason- I was with a girl last night and she shaved my pubes
Len- did you give her a planet of the apes chimney sweep?

by Cate89 March 23, 2019

Jamming in the Chimney

The act of being penetrated vaginally whilst menstruating, followed immediately by (or interchangeably with) anal penetration.

I ended up jamming in the chimney because communication never was her strong point.

by hariken November 5, 2020

A comforting chimney sweeper

A comforting chimney sweeper referece to the sexuall act, where after taking a shit, Person B cleans Person A's rectum for any additional "crums" with their tongue

Person 1:I just had a comforting chimney sweeper done to me, pls help
Person 2: a what?
Person 1: .....

by Christ feisty 123 May 13, 2021

Brown Tennessee Chimney

When one has someone from behind in doggie position. Then the top mistakingly put their shirt over the noise to cover the smell. But is throttled by the smell that just came from the wind hole you created.

“Man I thought things were all good last night?” “Nah man I couldn’t stay for 5 seconds after smelling that brown Tennessee chimney”

by World wide weed wacker March 7, 2023

Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops

The deflating semi of an elderly northern gentleman when faced with a triumph turned tragedy.

“Speckled Jim was nearly back t’ loft, could have won that race in record time, but he must have had a heart attack or summat… dropped from the sky like a stone, next door’s whippet gor’ ‘im. I was proper chuffed like and nearly standing to attention, ‘til I saw that bloody dog. I got a reet case of Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops”

by Bernard Burnard March 30, 2024

The Risky Chimney

Smoking either weed or cigarettes and blowing the smoke into your partners asshole when they are ass up face down and hoping they fart the smoke out without their permission

Yo! Did you hear Eric blew cigarette smoke into Brooke's asshole and she farted on his face??

Damn that nigga would pull off The Risky Chimney

by MRrager May 31, 2024