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cat cracked

Leaving your (bedroom) door open around 4-inches for the cat to leave in the middle of the night.
I left the door cat cracked for mittens.
by realistist October 19, 2013
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cracked

waking up to the sound of your buddy cracking a beer in your face early in the morning, usually after a night of partying or savraging (see savrage). If you get cracked, you must chug the entire beer upon awakening.

The rules for cracking go as follows:

-It must be after 7:00AM

-It must be a 12oz light beer

-The beer must be cold

-Only the last person still asleep qualifies for getting cracked

-No alarms can be set for waking up to crack someone

-A counter attack may be achieved by grabbing the beer out the cracker's hand before the beer is cracked open, or by cracking open a beer in said cracker's face before getting cracked; this is a very rare occurrence and the person getting counter-cracked must drink both beers
I can't believe I got fucking cracked this morning, that beer tasted like absolute shit.

Better hope I don't wake up before you tomorrow.. I'm gonna crack your ass in the morning.

Yo Tommy drank way too much, he's definitely getting cracked in the morning.
by DeltaAlphaDeltaDaddy August 23, 2012
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Checked Pant Republican

Noun. A member of the U.S. Republican Party who eschews conservative social issues in favour of those political policies meant to perpetuate the priviledged position of himself and his wealthy fellow travelers. Sometimes also referred to as a "Country Club Conservative", "Republicrats" or "Rockefeller Republican", the latter term derived from former U.S. Vice President and Governor of New York, Nelson Rockefeller. Checked Pant Republicans consistently pander to the plutocracy of the United States through the promotion of issues such as reduced progressivity of taxation, reduced restrictions on commerce through the elimination or reduction of regulation, the promotion of free trade through the unilaterial elimination of "protective" measures such as tarrifs, quotas, etc. (in short the promotion of a "School of Manchester/Chicago" approach to economics). In turn, they tend to ignore/downplay the social issues important to Cultural/Movement (aka "Real") Conservatives, such as the fight against abortion, the promotion of traditional, Western based, Judeo Christian cultural norms, unapologetic patriotism, the defence of the traditional nuclear family, the fight against the rise of cultural degeneracy, opposition to bilingual education, opposition to public acceptance/promotion of open homosexuality, school vouchers and prayers in school.
Republican Voter #1: "Hey, I'm, thinking of voting for Mitt Romney rather than New Gingrich. I just feel that Mitt better captures my feelings on Wall Street Fatcats getting richer through bailouts, Chinese imports gutting our manufacturing base through our unilateral elimination of tarrifs and quotas and our slide into a degenerate society that is being undermined by liberal values on basically everything."

Republican Voter #2: "Better think twice, son. Both Mitt and Newt are nothing but Checked Pant Republicans, conveniently masquerading in the primaries as Real Conservatives in order to win your vote.
by el cornudo February 21, 2012
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last time I checked

The most annoying phrase a person can use to assert their know-it-all "knowledge."
Republican: It is immoral, and we shouldn't be funding it!

Democrat: It should only be a choice made by that person, not an authority! And by the way, we don't fund it...private donors fund it! What do you have to say about that?

Republican: Well, last time I checked, it is against the Bible and against the law!

Democrat: Oh, really? When WAS the last time you checked?

Republican: Awhile back when I was reading the...

Democrat: Awhile back, huh? Well you know what? What you read before 1973 doesn't matter anymore, because it is in fact NOT against the law, and the Bible holds no authority because of separation of church and state!

Republican: (speechless)
by JusLar April 27, 2011
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chucked

to blow off your friends, by telling ridiculous stories.

to break the plans that you have personlly made by not showing up.

not man enough to tell you personally that plans are not going through.

also: chuck, chuckin
I got chucked out of a ride to my bachellor party.
by unknown January 24, 2005
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Chucked

Someone who is totally full of shit and has no clue about life.
Spencer: Adam is totally chucked...

Tito: Yeah dude, no one is more chucked than Adam!
by blank92 April 23, 2011
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cracked

The feeling that you're about to explode as a result of too much stress, like when glass cracks as a result of rapid temperature change.
Man, I have so much on my plate right now: school, work, kids, etc. I just feel so cracked.
by Rain Shadow August 19, 2011
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