Certified JKR 44

Absolute gay wad of a human and wants to touch every guy and sucks off everyone

Wow you are real acting like a certified JKR 44 right now

by Travioli_random May 17, 2021

certified.trashpanda

@._Oliviaada._’s super cool moot
She uses she/her pronouns and she is ace and pan!

Person 1-is that certified.trashpanda?
Person 2- o yeah! Isnt she the coolest?!

by Oliviaada August 30, 2021

Cerissa

The most amazing, beautiful, funny, vibrant person you’ll ever meet. Has the biggest heart and is drop dead gorgeous, looking at them puts you in a hypnotic trance and it’s impossible to not fall in-love instantly. One of a kind, a true unicorn. If you ever meet a cerissa prepare for your life to become absolutely amazing.

She so perfect and beautiful, must be a cerissa

by Spaceman444 November 24, 2021

Certified demon

A Certified demon is someone that exudes stereotypical "alpha/sigma" male behaviour or exudes behaviour that can be considered menacing or threatening in both a positive and negative connotation.

Person 1: "Did you see how Harold got the best grade on the test without even studying?"
Person 2: "Yeah he's a certified demon for that."

by ShadowGoldGang January 18, 2022

Certified Canadian Moment

CCM, or Certified Canadian Moment, is a term where someone, somewhere, does something dealing with snow or maple syrup.

Tabby: I was shoveling some snow
Salt: Now this is a Certified Canadian Moment

by salttheidiot February 1, 2022

certified flop

A certification given to posts on social media that act as if they’re going to garner support, but simply do not.

Guy 1: *posts meme making fun of guy 2*
Guy 2: “certified flop”

by brobgonal April 21, 2022

Certified Twink Energy

When someone is giving off the energy of a Twink or is participating in Twink like actions

Person 1: “I painted my nails today.”
Person 2: “I see you, have that Certified Twink Energy.”

by Nathan._. May 9, 2022