cocksauce

A white person, because semen is white. Unless you have some urine in the urethra, then it's sort of yellowish.

Yo cocksauce, where my fuckin' money at?

by cocksauce May 13, 2005

Kalamazoo cockscrew

When a Woman creates gloves from steel wool and wears them while giving the male a hand job. Then urinates in his mouth.

Woah Betty, I gave Jim Bob a Kalamazoo Cockscrew, now his penis is raw

by K.J. Mills December 27, 2009

cocksicle

sucking cock just like a popsicle.

that bitch sure likes to cocksicle!

by azura September 16, 2008

checks

Also known as a rebate, this is a confusing way to get someone to buy an item that is clearly selling for lower than it should be.

What does this mean... checks? Sir, it's a mail-in rebate.

by Rob R. December 3, 2006

Cockshallamatarium

when you stick your own cock into your own BUTTHOLE!

Justin:Dude, this is justin from dayton nevada. I just totally Cockshallamatarium myself last night. I FUCKING LOVED IT!!!

Legacy of War: Your a fag justin

by Justin from dayton March 17, 2008

cocksick

the semi-nauseous feeling you get after sitting on your 'nads for too long.

I was geekin' so hard on the computer that I sat for 3 straight hours until I was cocksick and stumbled to the bathroom.

by barfo-ramadome August 3, 2009

cocksick

to eject the contents of the stomach through the mouth while performing oral sex on a male's genitals.

His penis was so big I got cocksick.

by Missy Cocksick June 28, 2011