Hugging the Cactus

A state of mind created by drug users, alcoholics and depressed people that keep them locked in a cycle of pain, remorse and self-pity. When you are hugging the cactus, you are purposefully holding onto past pain, regrets, resentment, blame and other issues that prevent you from moving forward in a positive manner. The goal of therapy and self-realization is to “let go” and “stop hugging the cactus.”

Robert Downey Jr once told a story of his past drug abuse and alcoholism days where Mel Gibson helped him by telling him to stop “hugging the cactus!” Robert stated this realization allowed him to let go of his past and move forward.

by Funkensteins Lab February 21, 2021

Cactus Cunt

N. An extremely hairy vagina that is unpleasant to go down on.

Guy: That bitch had a cactus cunt.

by Chris H., Pip R. January 13, 2009

Cactus Jack

When you shave your pubes and wait til you grow back stubble. You then take your significant other's face and rub it vigorously on the stubble til they get a rash.

Dude the girl was a cock tease so I gave her a cactus Jack.

by Gclipse December 23, 2009

cactus fucker

people who are extremely horny and/or can't pull any dudes so they're left with one option; fucking a cactus. they could also be a masochist.

that new girl, lyba, looks like a cactus fucker!

by kanxbsnkalka July 27, 2017

Cactus Gang

Cactus gang is the best and most sexiest gang on the planet... we much on dem juicy cactuses all day long and shove them up our asses all night long... if you are looking for a gang this is the one to be in.

"Hey Jim!, are you in the Cactus Gang yet?"

by Snufelz ;) August 19, 2018

White caucus

United States' Congress.

Colbert(in the Word):Why don't we have a White caucus, it's called Congress.

by RefriedBeaner February 5, 2007

sweet cactus chicken jesus

1.(n) when a large cactus has grown in such a way that a chicken appears to be on top, with it's 'wings' spread as though he were crucified.


2.(excl) a expression of surprise, usually positive. can be suffixed with 'christ on a bike', for added impact/effect.

1. sorrel: 'good lord, look at that cactus!'
vinnie: 'that's a sweet cactus chicken jesus!'


2. matt: 'hey guys, we still have some beers left!'
vinnie: 'sweet cactus chicken jesus (christ on a bike)!'

by true_pictsie February 13, 2009