A slang term for the mobility scooter. The term is defined due its most popular user... the cripple, and the phenomenal speeds it can come out with makes it comparable to that of a wagon.
In the late hours of the day, the male OAPs where revving their cripple wagons to try and impress the grannies on their way to bingo.
by zuma revenge November 6, 2011
Get the cripple wagonmug. Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.
Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.
by Witch man August 28, 2022
Get the Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witchmug. by Charleroi trout January 29, 2021
Get the cripple-killmug. by Alpharius December 10, 2023
Get the Cripple virginmug. 
That good stuff you drink when recovering from that awful surgery where have polio crutches and can’t wear normal underpants.
It’s divine to dull the constant ache and ease you into sweet slumber.
It’s divine to dull the constant ache and ease you into sweet slumber.
“Dude...poor Sarah-Jane had that awful hip surgery last week but I took her some CRIPPLE LIQUOR...a sweet bottle of Casamigos to aid her recovery!”
by Bucknasteee November 4, 2020
Get the cripple liquormug. by Scoob iam so bent December 16, 2019
Get the Crippledmug.