crippled

the feeling in ones body after a night of intense and repetitive sex after refraining from sexual encounters for a period of time.

whatever, I'm glad my girlfriend turned out to be a lesbian because last night I got crippled by this bartender with Lisa Loeb glasses. *high fives*

by bobby cocks January 24, 2011

crippled midget

Failure to launch due to excess libation or similar substance indulgence. ie.. YOU CAN'T GET IT UP AT THE MOMENT OF TRUTH because you partied too much and too long!

Turns out VannieK was a crippled midget that night. Even Though he slamed a few redlines, his previous imbibe precluded his playing Peter North.

by Swoop DeVille June 11, 2006

cripplephiliac

Someone who gets sexually aroused at the thought of being crippled, or of someone else who is crippled.

"Audigy gets aroused by the thought of being confined to a wheelchair."

by Dr. Freud March 31, 2004

crippled

Being extremely drunk or high.

I'm getting crippled tonight!

by r-word April 2, 2009

Chipple

A half eaten chip that falls on your nipple while shirtless and is eaten by your friend.

Everyone, Bryan's eating my chipple!

by Booger4you January 29, 2017

Crippling Crippling

Crippling Crippling is a broad term statement used to describe a general mood and, or feeling of a person, can be used to describe pain, or emotions. A Generalized feeling of unwellness.

I've got crippling crippling my back is so messed up
I've got some advanced level crippling crippling (Depression)

by Xcfirecraft April 4, 2019

Crapple

A crapple is the result of a sliced apple being left out for an extended period of time. The crapple is characterized (but not limited to) a dark yellowish-brown inside.

After I sliced my apple I went and did a few chores only to come back and find it had become a crapple!

by MickSwaggger March 9, 2009