Turd Burglar

A person who inserts other people's feces inside his/hers own rectum in an effort to obtain any nutrients that could remain.

Put that poop stick down you turd burglar, those are my Nutrients !

by NotTimothyDalton October 19, 2016

burglar

the act of being the opposite of a grocer hobbling on the door mat, as Thorin Oakenshield has extreme distaste for such fellows.

Person 1:Dude, Bilbo is such a burglar
Person 2: Yeah, he's definitely not a fat old grocer anymore.

by everyoneiseaherolotrnotjustsam September 29, 2021

Pen Burglar

Person who cant help but steal pens from the store.

Venable is the biggest pen burglar i know.

by Zebra Hands August 12, 2016

Turd burglar

Portable restroom technician.

Hey Roy! The toilet is full in the port a pot, think you can wave down the turd burglars when they drive by to empty it for us?

by Motosaki410 June 5, 2019

Burglarization

The process of stealing someone’s plants

“Yuh wan kno the English word for this?! BURGLARIZATION!”

by Loco brazy November 19, 2019

Burglar’s Entrance

When you are sucking dick and another man sneaks his dick into your asshole.

I was sucking John’s dick and then Jason surprised me by coming in the burglar’s entrance.

by Hagrid’s Bitch September 19, 2020

brown burglar

Brown burglar is the act in which anal sex is taken without consent.

Brown Burglar- I'm not comfortable talking about homosexual acts ever since I got Brown Burgled

by BoringFisherman May 21, 2015