anal beading

putting anal beads in your ass....obviously.

think of the movie american pie 3, there is mentions of it and the strippers are holding a string of anal beads.
"should we put these in your ass or mine?"

by beach bottom July 31, 2005

loaf of breading

When a cat is lying around with all of their paws under their body and their tail wrapped around their side, so their body and head are the only things showing.

"What's your cat doing in there?"
"Loaf of breading."

by Logan Burke May 20, 2008

breaking bad

when things go wrong, not as it should be etc.

Supernatural S09E02:

- I told him just to make for the bunker
- Well, you think he can handle a road trip like that?
- Well, Cass is a big boy. Things go breaking bad, he knows our number.

by newRafall October 20, 2013

Breaking and Entering

Something that Santa does for a living.

Santa broke in which is Breaking and Entering

by UrBoiJeff December 13, 2018

Breathing Eel

When your poop is so long that the end of your turd hides in the dark of the toilet bowl, and the head of the turd comes out of the water to get fresh air.

Old lady 1... "did you see how big my stool was?"

Old lady 2... "yea, it was huge, but it was no breathing eel!"

by the magic pooper March 2, 2012

breaking bitch

Condition when a person begins to, uncharacteristically, use the word "bitch" as punctuation.

An unexpected loss of composure, by a normally calm and collected individual.

Possibly a result of the TV Series "Breaking Bad" in which a main character often added the word "bitch" to the end of statements and questions.

Vic (yelling at his computer), "How about I get a ball peen hamer to fix your error, Bitch!"

Cory, "Stay away from Vic the work leader for a while, Ziv, he's "breaking bitch".

Ziv, "Yeah, man, my questions can wait".

by activista November 25, 2013

fire breathing

When you nut inside her mouth and she's breathing hard and you can smell your kids through her mouth

Dude I just smelled her fire breathing last night.

by MistaBooboo 7S April 12, 2016