brain girl

A girl that remembers every detail of her life... and yours.

Also referred to as the scary brain girl.

Usually named Hannah.

“Don’t tell Hannah anything, she’s the scary brain girl.”

by Chiefmasterflex June 2, 2021

versace brain

VERSACE BRAiN iS WHEN A GiRL GiVES YOU HEAD.

BUT iT'S WAY BETTER. AN INDESCRiBABLE FEELiNG.
VERSACE BRAiN iS THE GREATEST FEELiNG AFTER SHE SHE GiVE YOU (BRAiN(HEAD(BLOWJOB)

SHE SUCK ME UP LiKE A VACUUM.
"YO GiRL GAVE ME VERSACE BRAiN iN A CLUB DOWNTOWN
SHE GO DUMB LiKE CLOWN
BOTTLES ALL AROUND

SHE SO BAD LiKE A FiRST ROUND
i AiN'T EVEN PLAYiNG"
BARS FROM G-iCE 'VERSACE BRAiN' SONG

@WTFGICE

by WTFGiCE April 7, 2015

shrimp brain

Simply some one who is rather dimwitted and stupid or does something, says something idiotic or stupid.

Bob - Where did I put those keys?

Andy - In yer pocket, shrimp brain.

by Freedom Mine November 15, 2013

Brain Fap

Intentionally, hanging out with stupid people to feel smart.
OR
Performing simple tasks to feel a sense of accomplishment.

Similar to the act of masturbation. Doesn't serve a purpose besides pleasure.

"I heard you were dating that blonde right there."
"That one's kinda dumb; so makes me feel real smart!"
"HAHA! You brain fapping lil bastard!"

by lyfnNightVision March 23, 2013

oatmeal brain

When someone's brain deteriorates over time due to alcohol/drugs/sleep deprivation, etc. Symptoms of oatmeal brain: memory loss, impaired motor function, slurred voice, stumbling, slow speech.

John, you can't remember anything. You have oatmeal brain right now!

by PinkPanther13 May 28, 2018

Smol Brain

When your brain can't comprehend easy things, such as a simple joke . You will not have good ideas and your shower thoughts are lame as hell. People dislike you for unintelligent mind and call you stupid for your misinterpretation on things. You will use big words to make you sound smart. As an example, I am smol brain.

" I wish I had a big brain, but yet I have a smol brain.

by bigfatjuicyrat December 14, 2020

Ape braining

Ape braining is the act of making yourself look dumber than you actually are for comedic effect, this could be done by misspelling words, making intentional grammar errors, or just making very stupid statements.

Yo, why did you say all that stupid stuff, brian?

Ah, I was just Ape braining

by KentuckyFriedHumans June 30, 2020