bookeeping

1.(v) Word used by incompetent (and typically of Mexican heritage) med-school students to describe the managing of financial records or the arrangement of literature. Often confused with bookkeeping by those who use it.
2.(v) The keeping of boo by someone, typically the Ghostbusters or Michael J. Fox.

1. Man1: "Spell bookkeeping."
Man2: "B.o.o.k.e.e.p.i.n.g"

2. Man1: What are Dan Akroid and Bill Murray doing on TV with that green guy?
Man2: Bookeeping

bookeeping by Glynnjamin January 2, 2006

booney

dipping ones testicles into a womans arse hole

A give that bitch a wicked booney last night and got poo on my balls

booney by dylanconnor March 31, 2009

bookends 

Two equally obese chicks (or dudes) in close proximity, like walking down the street, sitting next to each other or blocking an aisle in the store.

Look at those bookends!

bookends by Dezertman July 27, 2014

Boogeyman 

The act of simultaneous performing cunnilingus on a female and massaging her breasts while making a slurping, boogey-like noise with your mouth. It appears as if you're the boogey man waving his arms and making noises in an attempt to scare someone.

Joe: "Dude that girl was hot, did you eat her out?"

Mike: "Hell yeah dude, I did the boogeyman!"

Joe: "I thought I heard some scary noises!"

Boogeyman by trapperjack69 April 26, 2014

booky 

extremely nerdy and annoying

Callie is SO booky it is just sad

booky by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Booker 

A dumb wannabe Poker player who thinks they are a professional, even though they can barely understand the basics of simplist variation of the game.

Only Booker would have played that hand as bad as that. Whats Fucking wrong with that spanner?

Booker by Michael Obrien January 5, 2009

Bolkey

Attempting to use one's toe to penetrate anothers nether-regions

"How'd tubing down the river go?"
"Not too bad, Jon got hammered and tried to bolkey the only chick there"
"He would"

Bolkey by bradyofthesxcntr October 17, 2008