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Bolkey

Attempting to use one's toe to penetrate anothers nether-regions

"How'd tubing down the river go?"
"Not too bad, Jon got hammered and tried to bolkey the only chick there"
"He would"

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Same thing as the Bolkey, but attempting to insert the toe in the rear entrance

"Did Jon bolkey her again when you went tubing?"
"No, he changed it up and went for the rusty bolkey!"

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