A Blokie is when two or more tradies engage in sexual activities on the job site causing Budget blowouts and missed deadlines within the building industry. A Half Blokie is same trade sex and a Full Blokie inter-trades sex. the most common being between Electricians and site apprentices. Blokies generally only occur during actual work hours, never during smoko breaks and always lead to projects running way past time of completion which is why almost all building jobs are half arsed and require call backs and always run over budget. While the Portaloo is the preferred place to engage in a quick Blokie, anywhere on the job site that is convenient will usually be adequate to be considered a Blokie. A Blokie can only occur on the construction site on the client time and expense and any sexual interaction outside said job site is not considered a Blokie. While all the trades are known to enjoy a quick Blokie, electricians seem to enjoy it the most which is where they got their reputation for being a bit 'Dandy' although so far, that reputation is specific to the South Pacific.
The job is running way behind because the Electrician and the plumber keep disappearing to the portaloo for a quick blokie. This is their third one today and at this rate we are never gonna get any work done.
Hey Johno, fancy a quick blokie?
Hey Johno, fancy a quick blokie?
by Unas Oculus January 17, 2025
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The job is running way behind because the Electrician and the plumber keep disappearing to the portaloo for a quick blokie. This is their third one today and at this rate we are never gonna get any work done.
Hey Johno, fancy a quick blokie?
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by Unas Oculus January 17, 2025
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