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Bluegill 

The Bluegill Sunfish (Lepomis macrochirus) is a species of freshwater fish in the family Centrarchidae. They are known by many as the “gateway drug to fishing”, due to their incredibly hungry nature, and willingness to eat anything that will fit in their mouths, which of course, includes a fishhook. Bluegill sunfish have been known to cause damage to anglers’ hands because of their sharp dorsal fin spines. This is why they must be handled with care.
I thought I had a bass on, but it was just a really big bluegill. Still valid.
Bluegill by SM69 Animations October 18, 2023

Nigerian bluegill

To hang a person by the ass hole with a size 15-8 panfish hook which will eventually rip through the persons ass hole due to the persons weight and the small size of the hook
Holy shit!! That brat hit his head on the floor after the hook in his ass hole ripped his ass apart from Ivan’s nigerian bluegill

Bluepill 

Someone who chooses to remain ignorant in order to be happy, much like those who chose thye blue pill in The Matrix.
She's using you, man. You gotta stop being such a bluepill.
Bluepill by otaku42 October 15, 2009

Bluepill 

One who chooses to remain ignorant in exchange for happiness. Inspired by The Matrix.
"She didn't break up with me, I broke up with her."
"Dude, stop being such a bluepill."
Bluepill by otaku42 October 15, 2009

bluepill 

(verb): To tell someone a dishonest pleasantry instead of the actual truth. Refers to the blue pill in the movie "The Matrix".

Bluepilling someone can have one of two purposes: 1) an evil purpose, such as lulling them into complacency in order to exploit them more effectively, or 2) a good purpose, such as mercifully shielding them from a horrible truth that they actually are powerless to avoid or prevent, in which case a pleasant delusion is actually the more humane option.
I've had so much awful news that I can't stand anymore. So just bluepill me for awhile, okay?
bluepill by Molten Bradley October 3, 2013