blame it on the liquor

When a person does stupid things, later making excuses that it was the alcohol, that made him/her do so.

A: ''Dude, it wasn't me, i didn't pee on that car!''
B: '''Yeah, blame it on the liquor...''

by crrlll February 21, 2010

Beam Struggle

When two people press their sphincters against one another and shit simultaneously, forcing ones faeces against the others, in a contest of gastral force and supremacy. The main goal is to shit into the other person's ass.

Goku: HNG, THIS GUYS GOOD, I WILL HAVE TO GIVE IT MY ALL
Vegeta: JOKES ON YOU KAKAROT IVE EATEN CABBAGE ALL DAY, YOU CANT HOPE TO OVER POWER ME
Krillin: Holy shit they're locked in a Beam Struggle

by Craparot February 11, 2021

ion beam

a beam formed from positive or negative charged ions, sometimes found in sci-fi movies

ion

"We got hit by an ion beam!!"

by Ross October 3, 2004

rebellious blamcow

one that wins the game of life...
one that runs the opposite way of what the P.E teacher says...
one that rebells againts the machine...

look at them rebeillious blamcows...
ramsackin teenagers....

by Gusto March 23, 2005

Bro Beam

The Act of One male character using the paladin ability Cover on another male character in final fantasy XIV.

R: Bro i'm dying!
A: Don't worry i got you
Bro beam activate

by Abirudy January 22, 2015

Beam Mickelson

A ridiculously stout alcoholic mixed drink made with 10 oz. of Jim Beam Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey, 2 oz. of Coca-Cola® Classic, and lots of ice. Most commonly consumed by alcoholics while watching Phil Mickelson win the Masters.

- Dude, did you see the Masters?
- Sort of. I drank four Beam Mickelsons and passed out after Tiger double-bogied 13. What happened?
- Dude...

by Red D April 2, 2008

beamis

- a guy from a band based in america.
- the word for a guys...
- a shining ray of light coming from your pants, stems from the word beam.
- basically, anything rude that you dont dare say (properly) aloud, in case of embarrasment.

- omgeesh! did you see BEAMIS the other night, he got his BEAMIS out on stage. He could do/(say) anything to me! :)
- shes a dyke, she hates BEAMIS.
- wow, thats a great BEAMIS you got there, are you happy to see me or something!?
- jeeez, this looks like BEAMIS.

by fat mo & fat al June 13, 2008