door bore

A lame co-worker, who stops by your office every morning to talk incessantly about his pathetic life. Most conversations tend to have no point, and the "door bore" usually will drone on and on about himself and his activities before bothering to ask how you are. Typically, the door bore will lean in the doorway of your office, with coffee cup in hand. The door bore can also work cubicals. Out of the office, these individuals are known as time whores.

Not to be confused with office slackie, who tends to continue this activity throughout the day.

John is such a door bore, this morning he came in and told me about a dream he had. Like I care!

by Line Drive May 15, 2007

help im bored

Why are u even looking this up in urban dictionary. Go doing something productive ok. Fine go. Why are u even still reading this? I luv harry potter by the way.

HA, u thought this defenition of help im bored was over!

by jefnjkfnewkg May 18, 2020

BJORK

(v) To act in an outlandish manner; create a confusing spectacle

She's going to Bjork up the place with her new see-through monkey outfit.

by anonymous August 23, 2003

bore job

The spoken- or written-word equivalent to receiving a blow job with too much tooth-friction. What is meant to delight is memorably painful to the receiver, if not embarrassing to the giver.

The lecture was interesting until the older man stepped up to give us all a bore job, not unlike Urban Dictionary's Word of the Day. C'mon: 'miss me'?

by Ethan Peter August 17, 2007

Bored stiff

Where you are so incredibly bored your mind wonders and your trousers become a tent

He stood up in geography and his shlort made an apperance through his broken zip, he must have been bored stiff!

by PFD August 29, 2008

Boreadifital Synauctidaum Syndrome

Imaginary disease referring to being bored to an extreme extent

Oh my god...I feel like I'm dieing of Boreadifital Synauctidaum Syndrome

by EclipseWolf15 March 14, 2009

cold bore shot

Taking the first shot from a sniper rifle with a clean barrel. Extremely difficult, you have to anticipate where the shot will go. only after the first shot you can adjust your dope (Data On Previous Engagement). also after a first shot is fired the inside of the barrel will set on carbon residue that will change the flightpath of the bulet.

jim started the ambush with a cold bore shot from 1'500 yards away. one shot one kill.

by speuz July 28, 2011