beer dick

what a man gets when he has consumed so much alcohol he can no longer get an erection

"Bobby woulda boned his girlfriend at Chris' party, but he had mad beer dick and couldn't get it up."

by Dave man December 23, 2005

Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder

When someone is ugly as fuck but when u start to drink alcohol, they become beautiful and sexy etc..

Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder

by YUUUU December 18, 2009

beer

a liquid form of carbohydrates that should be drank as a replacement for all other liquids, especially water

i'm hungry, where is the beer for my cereal
that was a hard workout, i should rehydrate, where is my beer

by Anonymous May 8, 2003

Bed Beer

It's the final beer you have in a night. This can be interpreted in two ways.

Literally, it's the beer you enjoy in bed right before you enter your sleep phase.

Figuratively, it's the one last beer before you decide to head home or hit the hay.

Dude 1: Dude, you hit it off pretty early last night.
Dude 2: Yeah man, I grabbed a beer and had a bed beer.
Dude 1: Nice, dude.

or

Dude 1: Dude, you've had like 20 beers tonight.
Dude 2: Don't sweat it, this is my bed beer, I'll be sleeping soon.
Dude 1: Nice, dude.

by Nicholas Richardo December 4, 2009

yard beer

A light beer that is usually drank while performing outdoor home improving or upkeep such as mowing the lawn, cleaning the gutters, weeding, picking vegetables, painting, driveway sealing etc, then empties are thrown anywhere in the yard and picked up at the end of the day.... Yard beer!

Yard beers such as Budweiser
Yuengling
Busch light
Miller light
PBR
Milwaukee's best aka the beast

by BioEStrods November 30, 2013

Beer League

Adult recreational sport. Played for the passion of the game by men and women over 19 years old. The post game ritual of sitting around a cooler full of beer bullshitting about skill level or lack thereof is as important as the game itself. Sportsmanship, camaraderie and competion are the key elements.

Epitomized by the 1.2 million Canadian adults proud to be playing hockey in the beer leagues.

John - You play hockey?
Kelly - Yah, in the beer leagues

by Gambrinus September 30, 2005

Wiffle-Beer

A drinking game played like regular wiffleball baseball. The most prominent rule of the game is that players must always have a can in their hand. If an out is made by a player with two open hands this out does not count. Batting must be done with a beer in the batter's hand and if the batter strikes the can out of his/her own hand the player must perform a shotgun. A new beer must be opened for each at bat, and a runner cannot score unless he/she finishes the beer before reaching home plate. If a runner reaches home plate before finishing their beer, it counts as an out. All normal baseball rules are followed, except if a runner is struck with the wiffleball while off base they are considered out. Games consist of 10-20 players. Typical games are played until the beer has all been drunk. Most epic Wiffle-Beer games have forgotten scores and everyone involved walks off the field a winner. Shit Talking is a must, esp. when runners projectile vomit.

Dick- Man, I'm going to have to take a nap before tonight's party, that 2PM wiffle-beer game kicked my ass!

Jane- Dick, you're a pussy.

by psylemon November 3, 2011