Bad Badger

Bad Badger:

A) In abstract terms, to bad badger is to receive a piggyback ride from someone while yelling "I am Bad Badger" - meant to be an insult. Why? Because the person getting the piggyback ride cannot afford a real ride yet still wants the attention.

In practical terms, it's the equivalent of renting an exotic car in order to attempt to fool women into sleeping with you because you could not afford even the miniature sized equivalent of that car. For a person to achieve the status of Bad Badger, they must be renting an exotic and yell "I AM BAD BADGER" from his convertible.

B) Could be used in the sexual sense where he is riding a woman from behind and yelling I am the Bad Badger. Meant to be insulting to the woman.

The context used is "Lol he bad badgered".

Renting an exotic car in order to get women to sleep with you is an example of Bad badgering.

by AWDracer June 22, 2009

BUTT BADGER

A person who repeatedly digs in his or her ass crack with the ferocity of a badger.

Damn he must not have wiped, Look at that butt badger go!

by IonicDistortion August 14, 2009

honey badger

noun person or animal that doesn't give a fuck

the honey badger's crazy. hes swatting the snake. You are like a honey badger you dont give a fuck.

by honey badgerette February 27, 2013

flipping the badger

To penetrate a woman back door and then procede to turn her around and punch her is the face.

I tried flipping the badger last night.

by g unit October 15, 2004

cyber badger

when a individual continuously contacts you over e-mail, instant message, Facebook, etc. because they think that you will either not get it or not understand the first time

Karen is such a cyber badger, she emailed me to ask if her order went through then two minutes later she asked the same question on my Facebook wall as well as in a message. I did not even have a chance to respond!

by sassy sparkle princess November 15, 2010

badger

an unattractive sub-species of the cougar; whereas the term "cougar" commonly refers to a mature female on the prowl, the term "badger" can bring to mind a fugly cougar.

Johnny went off on a cougar hunt last night, had too much to drink, and ended up spearing a badger.

by susansh March 18, 2009

badgering

The sexual act of directly blowing air into your partner's colon through the anus.

1) My boyfriend drove me crazy by alternating between badgering and rimming me.

2) My new guy is totally into badgering; I nearly ran out of breath last night.

by Nonstandard Deviant March 24, 2009