yuh, i was watching porn, and the chick says, "I see you don't have a lifeguard for your beach", and the guy in the bathtub goes, "Lady this isn't a beach it's a bathtub!"
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1. Fake show, another example of how mtv thinks the only people that matter are rich, hot looking and live in the best locations. What's funny is the people who make this show think that it's cool.
2. Great vacation spot to hang out and goto the beach or meet hot women. Beautiful part of cali.
2. Great vacation spot to hang out and goto the beach or meet hot women. Beautiful part of cali.
1. Guy from laguna beach the show - "Hey dude, I got a thousand dollars in my pocke-(gets grabbed by a hot girl with no underwear on and they make out), I'm da bomb!"
2. Average guy - "hey lets go walk down to the beach and check out the hot women"
2. Average guy - "hey lets go walk down to the beach and check out the hot women"
by Oz February 27, 2005
Get the laguna beach mug.you don't bring your girlfreind or Women to a party or event where there will already be plenty of available pussy (saying originated by EF in 1988)
by FOX1970 November 19, 2011
Get the you don't bring sand to the beach mug.The flat hair on the crown of your head and the rings like crop circles around your ears. Most commonly found on Call of Duty players. These players usually take the game seriously as kids without Ninja Pro are loud as fuck and like to take advantage of their noob ways.
"Holy shit man, how did that kid know I was coming? He must be wearing a Turtle Beach."
"Yo man, fix your Turtle Beach Hair, we don't want everybody knowing what we were just doing.."
"Yo man, fix your Turtle Beach Hair, we don't want everybody knowing what we were just doing.."
by SupraBro-93 February 5, 2010
Get the Turtle Beach Hair mug.Refers to a person who is so artificially over tanned that their skin looks really fake, nasty, melanomic, and about to fall off.
Do you think I should go out with Cassie or Nina?
Neither! They're both beach fucks that are going to get skin cancer.
Neither! They're both beach fucks that are going to get skin cancer.
by Ravi K December 26, 2007
Get the beach fuck mug.A tourist town in southern Maine with about 10,000 people year round and up to 100,000 in the summer.Many tourists come from Quebec and the rest of New England.Its a great place to live and has lots of girls and a great beach even if the ocean is cold.
by themanfromthebeach May 21, 2005
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