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beaner baby

look at those little beaner babies take those hub caps
by i did July 14, 2005
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beaner bashing

when you beat up beaners with a bat or some other heavy object
chad: hey i see some illeagal beaners , i hate them
rich: hey well lets go beaner bashing
chad , sounds fun
beaner: oh shit , i better run
by beaner master98 July 26, 2010
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Ride beanies and weenies

Two guys (male) riding on one motorcycle.
Since Tom's car broke down, he had to ride beanies and weenies on the back of Craig's bike on the way to the movies.
by Donaghu May 30, 2016
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Beaner Cape

When a mexican wheres a plaid / flannel shirt with only the collar button buttoned up and the rest of the buttons swaying freely (like a cape). It is a common style for most mexicans.
Walkin down the street, 40 and blunt in my hand, Beaner cape on my chest.
by TheFcknJewfro March 2, 2010
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J-beaning

J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.
"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."

"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014
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Beaner

Something this Cracker keeps calling me.
Ex) person 1 :"Why is Andrew such a beaner?"
person 2 : "Fuck if i know, looks Mexican"
by thishandlealreadytaken July 10, 2019
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beanis

A phallus-shaped marital aid crafted from beans and/or bean-based products. A premium beanis comes with optional meatball attachment and ejaculatory arrangement.

The first mention of beanis was found in a fanfic by Majin Syeekoh and is sometimes referred to as a bean dildo.
"Have you heard of the new bean dildo?"
"Oh yeah! The beanis that jizzed sour cream?"
"No, no. This time it's hot sauce."
by Grumpycat96 June 12, 2018
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