Beached whale

A woman who is insulted by being called fat yet goes out and lays on the beach with just a bikini on

Look,A beached whale with a Happy meal.

by TheMoocowbrother April 9, 2021

Blanche

Blanche is a generally insane dog, who bites, barks, uses the potty inside, and torchures other dogs relentlessly.

Me: No Blanche!!!
Blanche: (in dog) shut up, human!!! This is my fricking house.

by HummerBummerlivson May 26, 2021

Benched

To bench someone is to shift them with one person sitting on top of the other on while they sit on a bench

Dya hear yer one benched him last night?

by Lolsuckmydick June 7, 2021

beached driftwood

When a man gets an erection while defecating and his head touches the inside of the toilet bowl on the dry part.

I just had a huge dump, but I got some beached driftwood during it so im gonna go take a shower.

by Sum dude 42069 July 27, 2021

Benches

A replacement of Bitches that AndyBrawler says.

"Look at those two Benches."

by AndyBrawler August 26, 2021

beanthers

Two or more people who commit the action of beanthing it’s trust friendship and loyalty it’s sexual yet not beanthers won’t tell

Me and David are totally beanthers

by The beanther September 7, 2021

Blanchett

noun. a straight woman who gives off massive lesbian vibes. ex: Cate Blanchett

What the FUCK, man? I've fallen for ANOTHER Blanchett! That's the third one this year!

by CertifiedSapphicSimp November 7, 2021