Beethoven

One from the best classical composers who lived on Earth. He did most of his best work, while he was deaf, which is fantastic. The best One in my opinion is Fur Elise.

The story of the Fur Elise, is that Beethoven was about 70 years old, and he loved a girl about 17 years old. So he composed that song especially for her. Her name is Elise.

by AsTrOmArO June 23, 2005

Beetle Juice

A fat African-American man with messed up teeth, he is 3 feet, 2 inches and is also known as Siyani. His street fighting move is called the Siyani-Grab. This is where he takes his hand and grabs the opponents Testicles until they rip off.

" Dude Beetle Juice is one small retarted midget, he smells awful."

by Sausage April 9, 2005

beethoven

The greatest piano player in the universe. Can/Could play the piano faster than you could say the word piano.

Also he has awesome songs, Moonlight Sonata and Beethoven 9th. His songs often get remixed, which are pretty awesome too.

Person 1: LLZOZL!!! IM AS GOOD AS BEETHOVEN AHAHAH!!
Person 2: Er, no you are not...
Beethoven: LOL, IM BEETHOVEN AND I SAY I WIN, *plays piano at 600 MPH* sorry what?

by Cloud December 13, 2004

beetlehood

Camel toe, moose knuckle, vertical taco, the vulva!

look at the beetlehood on that chick... you could park your bike in it!

by Captain Beetle Hood January 6, 2005

Beetooven

Alternate pronunciation of Beethoven, a famous composer. Word created by an actor portraying Schroeder in the musical "You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown".

14 more days until Beetooven's birthday!

by Mischevious Sally Brown February 27, 2008

Beetlespin

1. A fishing Lure.
2. A dominant trivia team.

1. We caught the hell out of some bass with the beetlespin.
2. Were you at trivia last night? Beetlespin cheesedogged the fuck out of the competition!

by The HLG July 3, 2008

Beet Terrors

The brief moment of terror when you think you may be pooping blood, only to realize that the deep red turds are a result of the beets you had for dinner the night before.

F*ck dude....it took me a good ten seconds to figure out that I wasn't shitting blood. It was that damn beet salad I had for dinner last night. F*ckin' beet terrors.

by Srrrayze September 25, 2010