batting day remake

a fucking shitty game that causes someone to develop brain rot

doctor: whats wrong

me: my brain dead

doctor: what have you been doing in your spare time?

me: i've been playing a game called batting day remake

doctor: well, you have really bad brain rot

by i hate freethinkers February 26, 2022

batter bitch slapper

A mechanical industrial machine used to stir bread batter.

"Here on this side of the room, we have the new batter bitch slapper. It works so much better than the batter blower.

by Savagecarcas October 5, 2022

Battin Tens

‘Battin tens’ means you completely knocked it out of the park… could not possibly have done any better.

Battin tens means that he planned the perfect surprise bday for her and every single moment was perfectly curated by the most apt alchemist of all time… not a single moment could have gone better and now it should be a national holiday… he was battin’ tens’

He found her when she needed a friend and has been battin’ tens ever since.

Her bday was the perfect combination of friends, ideals, ideations, goals and personalities… they were battin’ tens all night and each activity was even better than the last.

by HarleyT October 10, 2023

Captain Batterage

To get hideously drunk.

Prior to leaving on a rit hunt, the boys obtained captain batterage.

by rattty March 15, 2007

Shifty Batter

Euphemism pertaining to semen. Related to by the fact Shifty and batter go hand in hand, as Shifty is a Fish and Chip Shop owner.

Shifty says to female - "Have you tasted Shifty Batter?"

by Shiftybatter March 31, 2008

mast batting

Masturbating.

A: BRB, was mast batting and came all over the screen
B: ew.

by drum solo March 30, 2009

Baghdad battery

A term used by G.I.s, specifically those operating in Iraq, for standard issue batteries designated for use in their night vision goggles. The batteries are often removed from their night vision goggles, which are of no use during daytime or in non-combat settings, and used to power other battery operated devices, standard issue or not.

"Roger, if you don't stop playing gameboy, you're gonna kill your Baghdad battery. Then you'll be in some serious trouble come nightfall."

by Johnathan McCann October 25, 2009