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Baser

1) A derogatory term used for younger military personnel in their first term of servicethat, on their free time, goes off of base/post and attempts to show off towards the local populace, usually in an annoying and obnoxious manner.

2) A derogatory term used by locals around a military installation to describe military personnel that roam around town hitting on all the local women. May be men, depending on the "Baser's" gender.

The term "Baser" is also used by older/more experienced military personnel to describe their subordinates who perform these sort of actions.
"Man, we were all havin a good time when out of nowhere these Basers showed up at our party and decided to blast their music in our ears!"

"These basers are getting out of control in here. One was hitting on my girlfriend!"

SSG Oakes:"Did you see your unit in town the other day, SSG Williams?"

SSG Williams: "Ya, well, we all acted like basers at one point or another."
by aFriskyPlatypus June 29, 2010
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basterd

One who kills lots and lots of Nazis, in various ways that will amaze you.

Someone you should look up to.
Jon Thomas is a basterd!!
by JonThomas August 26, 2009
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Besser

a spinless man afraid of living alone
dude Mandy found herself a besser
by wonderbread1213 August 11, 2008
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bastered

Somthing that Gray often calls people in place of bastard. He hope's that it will one day spread to the rest of the population.
You bastered!....wait a minuite, isn't it bastard?

I'd rather be a bastered than a bastard.
by IronFist February 1, 2005
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brasserie

In provence of Quebec, a traditional French-Canadian pub which serves wine and beer, (especially microbrew) along with a meal of steak, rosst beef, hamberger platters, fresh fish, etc... All at almost rediculously low prices for the quality of the meal and the superb atmosphere. They tend to be small family-run business with eccentric flair. Short form: brass
I went to a great new brass this afternoon on Ste. Catherine street, not far from the Peel Pub.

There are many brasseries to choose from in Old Montreal.
by G.H. Hadden May 3, 2005
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The Turkey Baster Method

A non-sexual method to get pregnant. You first jizz in a turkey baster, then find a REALLY ugly ass girl who wants a kid but is too ugly to just even kiss, then you shove the turkey baster into the girls vagina and squeeze.
Guy #1; Yo that girl mad ugly, but I need a son but I dont wanna fuck dat.

Guy #2: When in doubt, The Turkey Baster Method my friend, jizz in dat baster, den shove dat shit in dat pusy niga!
by bbnk April 22, 2011
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fag basher

a person who likes to bash gay people because he is hiding homosexual feelings. A gay basher usually buys gay porno then jacks off to it, then feels like he has to act all hetero and bash a gay person.
fag basher: take that you faggot!
fag: why are you stroking my cock? shouldn't you be bashing me?
by AndreaCow April 9, 2006
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