hairy bastard

A man with hair covering the following areas of his body. Face, neck, chest, shoulders, back, arms, legs, ass, backs of fingers, tops of toes. A neanderthal
throwback, a missing link. A person who
will scare children if shirtless.

My brother-in-law is such a hairy bastard that he looks like he has on black coveralls when he's naked.

by VAPORTRAIL January 21, 2004

A Minge Teasing Bastard

Someone or something that commonly stimulates a woman's sex-drive without leading her to orgasm.

Johnny rubbed his hand against my minge, but he wouldn't finger me, therefore he is a Minge Teasing Bastard

by The Evil Biscuit of D00m June 11, 2006

dirty bastard

is a filthy no good for nothing asshole who leaches off everyone he can and probably still lives with his parents.

You get your ass out of here you dirty bastard.

by RWC January 14, 2004

like a bastard

massachusettes term for an excess of something

Its raining like a bastard
I banged your mom like a bastard.She was STANK BUDDAH.

by Patrick from Atown November 24, 2006

litigious bastards

See SCO.

The Litigious Bastards are now claiming that OSS violates the constitution.

by Jesiah February 15, 2004

fat bastard

someone who is super fat and bitchy

i hate you
you are such a fat bastard

by olum December 1, 2009

Ghetto Bastard

A child born under the poverty line wihtout a father and usually the mother has to let it go for monetary reasons

A ghetto bastard, born next to the projects

-Naughty by Nature, Ghetto Bastard

by Cob Man January 17, 2009