barrel of cats

When too much is going on at once.

1. Sorry, I'm going through a lot right now, my mind is a right barrel of cats.
2. The tube is so busy today; it's a right barrel of cats.
3. I like simple melodies, whereas that concert was a right barrel of cats.

by Sol Maquina December 15, 2012

Bartender's dozen

A grouping of 15 items. Just as a baker's dozen is 13, a bartender's dozen is 15.

Its Friday night and we ran out of limes, can you run to the store and pick up a bartender's dozen?

by NickDeNofa June 27, 2016

barrel bitch

A female gangster who carry’s guns, mostly known for shooting them too.

“Damn that girl is crazy, she just shot up that house!” “Cause she’s a barrel bitch”

by Taylerdesjarlais April 20, 2018

Bartley

A level of status. Typically used in reference to being physically, mentally, performance-wise, or even theoretically incapable. All versions have to do with describing the level of being an idiot and fuck up.

1. Physical. (Ow! I just had a Bartley moment, I fucked up my thumb by smashing it with a hammer.)

2. Mentally. (That man is having a Bartley kind of day. He just keeps messing up the simplest of things and can’t get anything right.)

3. Performance-wise. (Hey do you see how slow that guy is working? I could work circles around him!)

by Bartleyisanidiot December 5, 2022

barrett raines

a hot sexy latina. loves cats and has a MASSIVE ass. extremely fast cross country runner and pulls ALL the sexy women.

"...did you see barrett raines' ass?"
"Yeah. IT WAS A WATERMELON"

by ilovecats69_420 December 28, 2022

trash barrel

A girl who has been ridden more than the Tea Cups at Disneyland.

You slept with her?!?! She is such a trash barrel!

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

Double barrel cluster fuck

A cluster fuck of grand proportions. When everything is fucked up in a major way.

Traffic today in downtown NYC was nearly impossible to get through. Talk about a double barrel cluster fuck!

Cluster fuck clusterfuck snafu fubar shit storm

by Halfbreed Hammer November 10, 2015